If you do not consider yourself Christian, why don't you just come out and say so when specifically asked? Again, I didn't ask if you considered yourself "orthodox" or "traditional" .... but if you considered yourself Christian. I'm going to count you as non-Christian here, and as such I know better than to use any Christian authority in an attempt to resolve differences or understanding.
The next logical question concerns what you actually do believe. Of all places this could be asked, you're being asked on a Theology forum. If you really have no objective standard of truth or higher authority and simply decide for yourself what you want to believe, then you will also save us a lot of time if you will simply state this up front. But if there is something you accept, this is the perfect time to state what and why. Thanks.