Was Jesus a Jew?

[Mr. 5020]

Where the heck did he go? He walks in, hijacks my thread and then leaves me hanging! :sozo2:

:chuckle:

 

[Lovejoy]

Where the heck did he go? He walks in, hijacks my thread and then leaves me hanging! :sozo2:

So, I am confused. Was Jesus a Jew, the head of Paul's body, or a piece of bread?

 

[Mr. 5020]

So, I am confused. Was Jesus a Jew, the head of Paul's body, or a piece of bread?

A piece of bread!

 

[kmoney]

So, I am confused. Was Jesus a Jew, the head of Paul's body, or a piece of bread?

I think it's clear that He's all 3
The trinity of Christ

 

[Mr. 5020]

I think it's clear that He's all 3
The trinity of Christ

:chuckle:

 

[Lovejoy]

I think it's clear that He's all 3
The trinity of Christ

That is clearly a heresy. No aspect of the Trinity should be an integral part of sandwich making.

 

[Mr. 5020]

That is clearly a heresy. No aspect of the Trinity should be an integral part of sandwich making.

:shocked:

Dare you blaspheme the holy sandwich end (the unpardonable sin)?

 

[kmoney]

That is clearly a heresy. No aspect of the Trinity should be an integral part of sandwich making.

Even if the sandwich has Mother Mary on it?
http://news.com.com/2061-10786_3-5455245.html

 

[Mr. 5020]

Even if the sandwich has Mother Mary on it?
http://news.com.com/2061-10786_3-5455245.html

:darwinsm:

 

[Lovejoy]

:shocked:

Dare you blaspheme the holy sandwich end (the unpardonable sin)?

I challenge your doctrine, as my new theology is low carb.

 

[Mr. 5020]

I challenge your doctrine, as my new theology is low carb.

He becomes a sandwich to the smart people, and a wrap to the low-carb people. He becomes all things to all people, that all may be saved.

 

[Lovejoy]

Even if the sandwich has Mother Mary on it?
http://news.com.com/2061-10786_3-5455245.html

:chuckle: Far be from me to challenge a grilled cheese that can help you roll an eight the hard way.

 

[Lovejoy]

He becomes a sandwich to the smart people, and a wrap to the low-carb people. He becomes all things to all people, that all may be saved.

But what really matters if we will have a body fat below 8% at the rapture! I want to be ripped when he returns.

 

[kmoney]

But what really matters if we will have a body fat below 8% at the rapture! I want to be ripped when he returns.

:rotfl:

 

[BillyBob]

If anybody ever deserved to have one of his threads hijacked, I guess it would be me........[I've certainly hijacked my share over the years]

You guys! :chuckle:

 

[Lovejoy]

If anybody ever deserved to have one of his threads hijacked, I guess it would be me........[I've certainly hijacked my share over the years]

You guys! :chuckle:

Well, you know, we were just trying to keep the thread at the top of the active page until Knight came back to answer your questions. If he can find them now, that is.

 

[noguru]

Does anyone know who was the first member of the Body of Christ?

Logically it would be John The Bapstist. He was the first to realize who Jesus really was. I offer Mathew chapter 3 as evidence of this. Since the new covenant that was brought to us by Jesus, was to correct all the corruption that had befallen Judaism. And John the Bapstist was the first to recognize the issue and see Jesus as the messiah who was to atone for this corruption that the Jews could not escape. He was also the first to use the Jewish custom of a spiritually cleansing bath as a represenation of immersion in the Holy Ghost. Two very important differences between Judaism and Christianity

 

[Agape4Robin]

Logically it would be John The Bapstiste. He was the first to realize who Jesus really was. I offer Mathew chapter 3 as evidence of this. Since the new covenant that was brought to us by Jesus, was to correct all the corruption that had befallen Judaism. And John the Bapstist was the first to recognize the issue and see Jesus as the messiah who was to atone for this corruption that the Jews could not escape. He was also the first to use the Jewish costume of a spiritually cleansing bath as a represenation of immersion in the Holy Ghost. Two very important differences between Judaism and Christianity

:doh: Wish I'd thought of that!

 

[BillyBob]

Well, you know, we were just trying to keep the thread at the top of the active page until Knight came back to answer your questions. If he can find them now, that is.

 

[Turbo]

NIV and NLT translate as worst.

At first I thought you had written, "NIV and NLT translate the worst." And I was going to say, Amen!