toldailytopic: How would you like your epitaph to read?

[zoo22]

I'm thinking I'll have Lighthouse write it. He could incorporate:

Dullard, idiot, moron, language-impaired, void (I don't think "voidoid" is in his lexicon, though I like that), humorless, whatnot. Did I say "moron"?

Maybe he could use a "loser" smiley. Or one of those "vomit" smileys. Ideally, he could make up some kind of limerick, incorporating a "loser" smiley. And maybe in Greek (he knows some Greek).

Although I'd really prefer to be cremated... I suppose I could still have a plaque somewhere.

In seriousness, I would really like to be cremated, and be spread in a number of different places, related to a few different friends and family. Split it up. I mean different things to different people. Whatever an epitaph might be, I'd leave to those left behind. I believe it's more for them than anything else. Though (while I don't think It'd be an issue) to avoid lame confrontations over who might feel they're best suited to represent, a suggestion might be in order... I suppose that's worth really thinking about, and delegating who I might put in charge. ...Like say, Lighthouse.

 

[chrysostom]

if you were included in someone's signature

you might want that in your epitaph

 

[Town Heretic]

Potential comedian tombstones:

"Tough crowd..."

or

"I'll be here all week folks."

 

[Psalmist]

I was the last one
To
Let me down​

 

[Persephone66]

Way to recognize an obvious and intentional exageration.

I'm almost impressed, I thought that sort of thing was well beyond you. Did someone who went to public school help you?

Did you type exaggeration yourself, btw?

 

[Non-Excluvistic]

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I only want it to say: مسلم

 

[One Eyed Jack]

I only want it to say: مسلم

I don't think any of us qualify for that. But Jesus did.

 

[Non-Excluvistic]

I don't think any of us qualify for that. But Jesus did.

Qualify for what?

 

[One Eyed Jack]

Qualify for what?

I'm not sure -- I might be getting a bad translation. Does that mean 'Muslim' or 'unblemished?' Or both?

 

[Non-Excluvistic]

I'm not sure -- I might be getting a bad translation. Does that mean 'Muslim' or 'unblemished?' Or both?

lain:

 

[kmoney]

lain:

So what does it mean?

 

[Krsto]

The slackard never did climb Mt. Rainier.

or

Walking with God is an interesting jouney.

 

[The Graphite]

"Wow, the view is great from here..."

or

"Red Bull's got nothing on this!"

 

[Town Heretic]

Errant high school revenge stone:

"Yeah? Well who's cool now..."

Actor's:

"What's my motivation?"

lain:

 

[Charity]

tomestone revenge


"I went to school to eat my lunch"


Made in Pakistan

 

[The Graphite]

"But I ordered DiGiorno's..." :rip:


ba-dum... bump :drum:

 

[One Eyed Jack]

lain:

Be that way, then. Just remember that next time you're trying to tell everybody how peaceful and friendly your religion is. I know I will.

 

[Psalmist]

linger:

In Life
It Was
The Warm Fuzzes
Now
It Is The
Creepy Crawlies

:rip:
​

 

[Non-Excluvistic]

Be that way, then. Just remember that next time you're trying to tell everybody how peaceful and friendly your religion is. I know I will.

"Be that way then"? lain: Thanks for reminding me of how it felt to be 10 yrs old.

I guess you're reviving the old "if you don't give me some ice cream I'm telling mama you hit me" technique. Do as you see fit.

Arrogant answers based on ignorance don't deserve replies. Make sure you have your facts right before asserting foolishly next time.

I only want it to say: مسلم

I don't think any of us qualify for that. But Jesus did.

Qualify for what?

I'm not sure -- I might be getting a bad translation. Does that mean 'Muslim' or 'unblemished?' Or both?

After that, you expect me to entertain a discussion with you? If you want to know what it means, the first thing to do is ask the person, not make arrogant statements confirming your views based on your ignorance of what the person said.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

"Be that way then"? lain: Thanks for reminding me of how it felt to be 10 yrs old.

Is that how old you feel?

I guess you're reviving the old "if you don't give me some ice cream I'm telling mama you hit me" technique.

No, I simply won't require an answer from you.