toldailytopic: How would you like your epitaph to read?

[The Graphite]

The TheologyOnline.com TOPIC OF THE DAY for July 6th, 2010 08:41 AM

toldailytopic: How would you like your epitaph to read?

Nothing.

I've instructed my wife and other family to do as little as their conscience will allow, with a strong preference to cheap cremation and just dump me somewhere. I'd be fine with them just putting me out on the curb on trash day, personally. I don't give a fig.

If they had to have some kind of stone or marker with an "epitaph," I'd want it to say only "John 3:18".

 

[fool]

"I told you I was sick!"

 

[Nick M]

I suppose you could put something over the shoe box sized hole that said;

" The one who beat Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris with one hand tied behind his back."

 

[serpentdove]

"The one who beat Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris with one hand tied behind his back."

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[kmoney]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

:crackup:

 

[Nick M]

Chuck Norris can hijack a thread without posting in it.

 

[Persephone66]

I suppose you could put something over the shoe box sized hole that said;

" The one who beat Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris with one hand tied behind his back."

Delusions of grandeur much, Mr. Internet Tough Guy?

For me-

"If you are reading this, I have failed at immortality."

 

[Lighthouse]

'Gone home. Hope to see you there.'

'Get your filthy feet off my sodding grave . . . did you not see the welcome mat?'

Shouldn't that be "soddy grave"

 

[Persephone66]

Shouldn't that be "soddy grave"

You fail at being a grammar nazi.

 

[ragTagblues]

Speaking of stoned...

. . . . lain: . . . . :think:

Admit it, you only went with this one because you couldn't figure out how to indicate a slow exhalation. lain:

Dammit!

No, that is so not true . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dammit again!

 

[ragTagblues]

Shouldn't that be "soddy grave"

Nah definitely 'sodding', its an English curse word. Used not so often these days; but I like to keep it alive.

 

[Town Heretic]

Other considerations:

My first hole in one.

Does something smell or is it just me?

Dead, but not...um.

Here lies a beloved son, an ideal husband, astronaut, former middle and heavyweight champion of the world and Pulitzer Prize winning novelist.

Gone to his reward...if you're into dirt, as he now without question is.

:think:

 

[One Eyed Jack]

I was thinking about selling my body to science. My mom's too.

 

[bybee]

Well

Well

I was thinking about selling my body to science. My mom's too.

"What next?"

 

[Psalmist]

Nothing.

I've instructed my wife and other family to do as little as their conscience will allow, with a strong preference to cheap cremation and just dump me somewhere. I'd be fine with them just putting me out on the curb on trash day, personally. I don't give a fig.

If they had to have some kind of stone or marker with an "epitaph," I'd want it to say only "John 3:18".

The Graphite

Wad me up
Then throw me out,
Just toss me in a hole.
No…Cremate is what I ask,
So strike the match
And light me up
Stand back and watch me glow...
What’s that you hear
The rustling leaves?
Opps…The winds about to blow!
​

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Perhaps a single prayer could mean the difference between me burning and not burning.

:noid:

 

[Town Heretic]

...Perhaps a single prayer could mean the difference between me burning and not burning. Who knows? :noid:

:noid:

Man...that was sooo close, STP.

Sorry Trad. I'd have made the post in time but I had toast on. lain:

Or was that insensitive...

 

[chrysostom]

you do have to take into consideration the size of the stone
and
the number of letters you are willing to buy

 

[Granite]

I was thinking about selling my body to science. My mom's too.

That's one heck of an epitaph.







:noid:

 

[Quincy]

Here lies a determinist named Que
If only he had free will
Your reading this would have never become true​