toldailytopic: How would you like your epitaph to read?
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"He passed peacefully in his sleep at the age of 150."
Gaudium de veritate,
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HerodionRomulus
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Did StP write something other than :noid: ? If he did, I missed it.
You totally missed it. It was really good too. :crackup:
Man alive, it was good. I've seen :STP: throw out some zingers before, but he really outdid himself this time. :rotfl:
Too late. I forget what he said now. :idunno: Sorry.
Kmo: forgetting more by six a.m. than most people learn all day.
lain: That's just a set up that keeps on giving, isn't it...(see: below)
Way to recognize an obvious and intentional exageration.
You have absolutely no sense of pun.
Memento Mori
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Puns? With graves like these, who needs wit?
And still more, starting with a couple of rapture references...
"Excuse me for not getting up, yet."
or
"I'm just waiting on someone."
Or the less particular:
"Excuse me for not getting up, yet."
or
"I'm just waiting on someone."
Or the less particular:
"Same ol' same ol'. You?"
"You know how it feels when you really need to stretch?
Well I don't."
"You know how it feels when you really need to stretch?
Well I don't."
should your epitaph be shorter than your signature?
Kmo: forgetting more by six a.m. than most people learn all day.
I thought of a good response to this earlier today but....well, ya know.
lain:
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I wonder if anybody wrote their own eppy. I think we do by the life we live. I hope mine says "He loved God and man."
I'm very much enjoying the funny ones given. Kudos!
"Don't tread on me"
"If you can read this, you're too close!"
"We're not at home, please leave a message after the beep"
"I'm on vacation but you can reach me long-distance"
"Can you pull that weed?"
"Flowers are nice but I could use a hamburger"
"Say hello to Roger next to me. I don't know him but nobody comes to visit him."
I'm very much enjoying the funny ones given. Kudos!
"Don't tread on me"
"If you can read this, you're too close!"
"We're not at home, please leave a message after the beep"
"I'm on vacation but you can reach me long-distance"
"Can you pull that weed?"
"Flowers are nice but I could use a hamburger"
"Say hello to Roger next to me. I don't know him but nobody comes to visit him."
You're not being cremated? I just sort of took you as one of the types.
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