toldailytopic: Happy atheist day!

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Knight said:

toldailytopic: Happy atheist day!

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:rotfl: Fitting alternative name for April 1st.

Now for some jokes and quotes to befit the occasion. I've collected these from around the web.

Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
She wanted to see if it could evolve into a bird.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith. - Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, "I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge" --Ravi Zacharias

I am an atheist, myself. A simple faith, but a great comfort to me, in these last days. ---Lois McMaster Bujold
 
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jeffblue101 said:
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I never knew that Jimmy Olsen was an atheist, I wonder if Superman believes in a god? :think:
What gods would they have had on planet Krypton?
What about original sin and the man of steel?
We couldn't crucify Superman? :liberals:
But maybe with kryptonite nails...? :think:
 
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alwight said:
I never knew that Jimmy Olsen was an atheist, I wonder if Superman believes in a god? :think:
What gods would they have had on planet Krypton?
What about original sin and the man of steel?
We couldn't crucify Superman? :liberals:
But maybe with kryptonite nails...? :think:
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Atheist say the darndest things!
 
alwight

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Prisca said:
"In the week leading up to April Fools Day (Atheist Day), be sure to change your profile picture to the "A" or "NA" to show your support."

Too funny!
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I rather liked:
"How to be a good Atheist "tip of the day": Don't like Christians because they are stuffy and judgemental and you don't like judgemental people. Also, don't see the irony in this."
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