The Unofficial "Mocking T.V. Evangelists" thread

[meshak]

Meshak luvs her some guvmit moolah.

Blessings. Good day, mainstreamers.

You cannot explain your question, so you come up with this bitter comment?

 

[Ktoyou]

Jimmy Swaggart I have sinned

Jimmy Swaggart Investigation

 

[musterion]

You cannot explain your question, so you come up with this bitter comment?

Why do you ask questions you never want answered?

 

[meshak]

Why do you ask questions you never want answered?

Your comment was so stupid.

 

[musterion]

Your comment was so stupid.

That's worldly, friend.

 

[meshak]

That's worldly, friend.

You get what you ask for.

You are too worldly to talk about spiritual things, you just don't get it.

Jesus says don't throw pearls to the pig. this is Jesus' word, not mine.

 

[Nick M]

Hal Lindsay told Dave Hunt he'd have blood on his hands for doubting y2k. Last I heard Hal never apologized.

One of the dumbest things I know about (get out your memory caps) was Oral Roberts saying God would kill him if he didn't raise the money.

 

[musterion]

One of the dumbest things I know about (get out your memory caps) was Oral Roberts saying God would kill him if he didn't raise the money.

And it worked.

 

[User Name]

"We've seen midgets grow!"

"I don't make this stuff up!" :chuckle:

 

[steko]

One of the dumbest things I know about (get out your memory caps) was Oral Roberts saying God would kill him if he didn't raise the money.

I remember that.
I thought it was dumb at the time......still do.

 

[steko]

And it worked.

I figured it would work and then.....who's dumb?

 

[steko]

You get what you ask for.

You are too worldly to talk about spiritual things, you just don't get it.

Jesus says don't throw pearls to the pig. this is Jesus' word, not mine.

Yeah, 'cause pigs don't recognize or value the pearls. :idunno:

 

[patrick jane]

You get what you ask for.

You are too worldly to talk about spiritual things, you just don't get it.

Jesus says don't throw pearls to the pig. this is Jesus' word, not mine.

that's so phony - you are not true christian you are other worldly

 

[Danoh]

One of the dumbest things I know about (get out your memory caps) was Oral Roberts saying God would kill him if he didn't raise the money.

Here, just to make up for how bad that LOL thread started off - what's another name for two tongues talkers named Bob?

Oral Roberts K:

 

[Stripe]

They are no different than the posters on TOL.

So you've finally admitted it: You're a scam artist and a liar.

Confession is the first step toward changing. :up:

 

[Angel4Truth]

Creflo Dollar - Official Fundraising Video for $65 Million Dollar Private Jet

65 million dollar jet

 

[meshak]

that's so phony - you are not true christian you are other worldly

When did I say I am a true Christian?

You are the ones claiming to be true and saved Christians. I don't claim any of that.

 

[musterion]

When did I say I am a true Christian?

You are the ones claiming to be true and saved Christians. I don't claim any of that.

The Bible really boils it down to those who are "in Christ" and those who are not, because they're still in Adam. There's no middle ground there. To be in Christ is to have His righteousness before God, which means one is true and saved...not by works of righteousness which we have done but by His mercy He saved us. To be without Christ is to be lost and without hope, no matter what one tries to do to please or obey God.

So yeah. Those of us who've trusted Christ alone, and not any work we can do for Him, are in fact true and saved...not in ourselves, but in Christ. That's what God's Word promises to anyone who will simply believe it.

 

[Nick M]

When did I say I am a true Christian?

You are the ones claiming to be true and saved Christians. I don't claim any of that.

Finally the truth comes out.

 

[glorydaz]

The Bible really boils it down to those who are "in Christ" and those who are not, because they're still in Adam. There's no middle ground there. To be in Christ is to have His righteousness before God, which means one is true and saved...not by works of righteousness which we have done but by His mercy He saved us. To be without Christ is to be lost and without hope, no matter what one tries to do to please or obey God.

So yeah. Those of us who've trusted Christ alone, and not any work we can do for Him, are in fact true and saved...not in ourselves, but in Christ. That's what God's Word promises to anyone who will simply believe it.

Exactly. :thumb: