They are last in the league in runs scored, hits, walks, and they are tied for last in ERA. Trade 'em.
St. Louis Cardinals - Cardinal Country
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SaulToPaul 2
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He needs to join Willie McGee and Vince Coleman down at the St Louis University track every morning at 6am as they run sprints in preparation for their church softball league.
I'd recommend my routine-"Stair Stepper" Suzanne Sommers video, followed by a jog to my local "Quick Trip," for some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and a 6 pack.
SaulToPaul 2
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I may be going out on a limb, but Jack Clark does not share the Fife/Whalen characteristic of "everything we eat turns to muscle".
:chuckle:
Same here saint dubya, I'm so prideful of the Cardinals that I can sound like a fair weather fan, but I mean well. I get angry because we've been spoiled for years. Win or lose I'm a Cardinal fan above any team ever.
"a jog" :rotfl:
Once a Cardinal fan, always a Cardinal fan... I live about 2 miles, or so, from where the Texas Rangers play, in Arlington. I still was for the Birds in the 2011 World Series, PJ.
My relatives from Texas were here in St. Lou for that series. Rangers had it won and then BAM
The Cardinals have a new guy, his name is pronounced Jerko
Al Hrabosky is the worst announcer in the history of sports. The myriad of stupid things he says and stupid predictions he tries to make is mind numbing. He just said "Let's see if the Cardinals can't score first tonight" - right after a ground rule double. Then we didn't score so he was right, we saw they can't score.
The Berean
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Wow! Jack Clark has certainly let himself go!!! :jawdrop:
As a Giants fan in the late 1970's Jack Clark was one of the few bright spots on the team. This s how I choose to remember Jack the Ripper.
[video]http://www.thebaseballpage.com/sites/default/files/images/299-6.jpg[/video]
Jerko just jerked one out
SaulToPaul 2
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SaulToPaul 2
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Cleaver isn't much better at 7.42 down at AAA Bellview.
Yeh, but his IUYTHGRTDFJLKKAWOL is low.
saint John S. W, and the "S" stands for "Sabermetrics."
SaulToPaul 2
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That's true, saint john.
Cleaver's ERA is 0.74 in the 4th inning with two outs after he has taken 3 sips of Gatorade.
They say you can make stats say anything you want.
You're not as dumb as I/Yogi look(s), Satchel Paige breath! And, as Yogi once (allegedly)said, "No one going to the ballpark anymore-it's too crowded."