No doofus, the Son cannot be created if He is the one that created all things created.
Ephesians 3:9 KJV
(9) And to make all men see what is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning of the world hath been hid in God, who created all things by Jesus Christ:
Colossians 1:16-17 KJV
(16) For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:
(17) And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
Revelation 4:11 KJV
(11) Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.
Revelation 10:6 KJV
(6) And sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer:
Exodus 20:11 KJV
(11) For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
John 1:1-3 KJV
(1) In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
(2) The same was in the beginning with God.
(3) All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
He didn't create "all things", he created "all", meaning all living beings. "Things" is not part of the original text for the word "panta", which means "all", it was added by translators who think as you do. The correct rendering of those scriptures should be:
because by him were created – all in the heavens and upon the earth; the visible, and the invisible; whether thrones, or lordships, or rulers, or authorities – all by him and for him were created. (Colossians 1:16 [INTERLINEARIZED])*
Interlinear: http://biblehub.com/interlinear/colossians/1-16.htm
Meaning all living beings in the heavens and on earth.
All through him emerged, and without him emerged not even one that has emerged. (John 1:3 [INTERLINEARIZED])
Interlinear: http://biblehub.com/interlinear/john/1-3.htm
Also meaning all living beings in the heavens and on earth.
And if you look at the Genesis account, all life came through the commands Jesus Christ made in the beginning.