The Psycho Roofer (By Pastor Kevin)
The Psycho Roofer (By Pastor Kevin)
To illustrate how utterly wicked Calvinists views on God are, and how they have distorted John 9 and the story of the blind man, I present this story:
The Psycho Roofer
Betty and Josh were coming home from church. It was a chilly November Sunday night, and they had just come from some particularly exciting services at church. The Pastor had delivered a great sermon, and Betty and Josh knew they had some things to get straight between them in their marriage. They had decided to go home and pray together about it first thing.
As they were pulling their old Ford Taurus into the driveway, Betty turned and gave her husband a peck on the cheek. Josh smiled and parked the car in the garage.
Shivering, Betty wrapped her arm around Josh's arm as they walked into the house, snuggling up close to him to stay warm. Josh unlocked the door, and they entered their home.
"Josh, it's sure cold in here," Betty said, stammering.
"I'll go check the heat, honey," Josh replied, "I'm sure it just got accidentally bumped and knocked down."
Josh walked to the end of the hallway off of the kitchen (where the thermostat was). As he did, he heard the furnace running in the furnace closet. He checked the thermometer and saw it was still set to 74'. Despite this the temperature was below 45' in the house!
"Josh, come here." Betty said, alarm in her voice.
Josh went back into the front room, and he saw Betty looking up at the ceiling over the living room. Sure enough, the ceiling had a big hole in it about 4' by 4'.
"Oh great. What are we going to do? Do you think Danny will come over and fix it?" Betty said.
Danny was a Mr. Fix-it-all kind of guy that Josh and Betty knew from church. He had in fact been the man who put their roof on when they had re-roofed several years before.
Josh called him, and Danny agreed to come over, saying, "I'd be glad to come over and help you out brother. That's my ministry after all. Serving others."
Josh informed Betty and they both went out to the garage (which was heated) to stay warm until Danny arrived.
Danny was extremely prompt, and arrived within 20 minutes. It took him a little over an hour and a half to get the roof patched up. He had all of the materials with him in the back of his truck.
When Danny was finished, Josh thanked him and said, "Let me pay you something brother for your trouble."
"Oh no," Danny exclaimed, "I won't accept your money for this. Like I said, it's my ministry."
"WOW! What a blessing Danny. I cannot say enough how thankful I am to the Lord that you came over and helped us out like this. Such a wonderful thing you have done." Betty said.
"Well, I kinda knew you would feel that way, Betty." Danny said, "That's why I came over here while you all were at church, and I climbed up on your roof with a sledgehammer, and I broke out that part of your roof, because I knew you would get a blessing by my coming over here to fix it for you."
The lesson:
In this situation, how would you respond if you were Josh and Betty? Would you then glorify him and say what a wonderful person he was? Or would you say he was sick and twisted for making them go through that just to bring them a blessing? This is how Calvinists paints God when they say that He caused the man to be born blind so that He could then turn around and heal him!
God is not like the psycho roofer in this story!! CALVINISM is wrong!!