weekly weigh in
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"Funnies" from Yanks are not as good as yours. It's still funny when Lex Luther says it.
SaulToPaul 2
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Large pizza, two large lasagnas, Italian sub, 3 long naps and 20 swiss rolls this weekend. :chew:
Pounded Marie Calendar salisbury steak, ala Morelli, 2 $1.29 Totino's frisbee pizza's, 4 glasses of "Jim Jones Commemorative Berry Blue Kool-Aid," 20 "Ho Ho's," 2 slices 4 year old combination fruitcake/door stop.
Took a 22 hour nap.
SaulToPaul 2
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Don't mean to one up you again, but I also had 222 m&ms and 222 tic tacs.
Well, I had 105 blow pops, relaxing, on a "3 X 5" park bench, as there are a few things "pressing" on my subliminal mind, Mayor.
So there, rabble rouser.
SaulToPaul 2
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Yes sir, I imagine there is a lot of stress involved in deciding where to invest your next million dollars...wonder what causes that?
Breen-ites, who focus on a subject about which you cannot talk enough about, and getting under those band stands, where all them spiders are. Am I finally getting through to you, fella? Good. And whom/who are you calling a Bud Fox, squirt?
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This was taken after downing 22 "Mr. Cookie Bars," and 22 PED's(Performance Endurance Donuts),after strenuously performing 22 "Natty Light" 25 ounce curls.
This was taken after downing 22 "Mr. Cookie Bars," and 22 PED's(Performance Endurance Donuts),after strenuously performing 22 "Natty Light" 25 ounce curls.
SaulToPaul 2
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22 inch gun show...
And I tell all those Fred Plummer bullies, that can either meet my right hand man/gun, "Thunder," and the hospital, or my right gun, "Lightning," and the morgue-which do you prefer? I always give them a choice, Mayor. My momma is like that.
SaulToPaul 2
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This was taken as I "called the man" about my new septic tank, which is on the blink already, though I am paying $222/month for it.
SaulToPaul 2
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:chuckle:
Sometimes those Plummer types require both thunder and lightning, repeatedly.
Oh, you're a modern day "Popeye," ain't ya Mayor? Why don't you head on down to the local can drive Mayor, and show off your sense of charity, and approach a "Daphne" type volunteer, and, while flexing your arm in the sunlight, offer to exchange your Campbell soup cans, for a few spinach cans, while you wink at her? Smooth.....Real smooth, Mayor.........Wonder what causes that?
SaulToPaul 2
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Don't let Tet see this gun picture, as he will get jealous and call the man to order T25 or P90x.
SaulToPaul 2
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I have a strong suspicion that Nick M the Great is a badder dude than either of us, and could take us both out in less than a minute. No mercy, sweep the leg, get us a body bag.
So the weigh in thread has turned into a gun show. Now we are talking.
This was part of my subscription-all I had to do was send in a $2.22 "love gift"(plus $6.66 postage and handling):"
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Yes, I reckon Nick would get us in a Von Roskie, and do a Fife reversal, karate kick, Mayor.