Bociferous
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Posts like this are amazing in light of the posts in this thread and links to explanatory videos which clearly show that in fact the allegorical system I present is not only not meaningless, it is able to resolve most of traditional Christianity’s doctrinal tensions, which a literal reading of the Bible is powerless to do in itself.We could metaphorically interpret scripture to anything we or Satan chooses. It makes it all meaningless. In guesing you believe satan to be a metaphor.
In traditional Christianity there are (at least) two kinds of posters on theology boards.
1. Doctrine chirpers (85% to 95% of all posters depending on the board)
2. Thinkers (15% to 5%)
Thinkers generally understand the basic principles of metaphysics and philosophy as they stand in relation to theology. Thinkers, to varying degrees, are competent to judge and discuss various positions according to their actual truth merits. Thinkers usually understand the difference between doctrine and truth, and can make and consider arguments either way or both. Chirpers on the other hand have learned a doctrinal position and spend their time chirping the same doctrinal arguments at one another repeatedly. For example:
This chirping has nothing whatever to do with what was posted in the op.His blood is offered as an attoning, reconciling gift for those who accept it. His blood makes us acceptable to be filled with Him, nothing else. He satisfied His Justice His holiness with His blood. His blood, His love, His Spirit is meant to transform, not metaphorically.
Chirpers basically parrot [no pun intended] what they’ve been taught and typically neither know nor care about theological issues that lie outside the box of their own doctrines. Chirpers are oblivious to the fact that the same tired doctrinal arguments are discussed over and over, ad infinitum on theology boards. Group A chirps tensions (mistakes) about the doctrines of Group B while B chirps A’s tensions right back. And so it goes, all chirpers blissfully unaware that despite ridiculous numbers of hours of chirping taking place day after day, year after year, rarely (if ever) is one swayed from his or her doctrine, nor are any tensions between them ever resolved. Example: the Arminian-Calvinist tensions remain unresolved after more than 400 years of arguing.
There are reasons no thinkers have attempted an argument against the logical problem presented in the op, perhaps the main one is if they don’t like where the truth takes them [away from their doctrine, which they’ve invested heavily in and don’t intend to change], they stay away. Chirpers don’t know to stay away because they’re just looking for a new place to flutter to and chirp their doctrines at.
Food for thought, multiple choice format.
1. Jesus spoke primarily in:
a. literal language
b. symbolic language
2. God inspired the Old Testament prophets to prophecy in:
a. literal language
b. symbolic language
3. The entire book of Revelation (and some or most of other books such as the Psalms, Daniel, Job, etc.) is primarily:
a. literal
b. symbolic
The primary method of Bible interpretation by Christian evangelicals is:
a. literal
b. symbolic
See anything glaring that stands out? (Hint: Neither did the Pharisees)