Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate the Holidays

Frank Ernest

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Poly said:
Ok, everybody is just getting off topic here.

Let's get back to the original topic of praying lasting longer than 1 minute and 30 seconds is wrong.
Some of the Prayer Rules:

Matthew 6:5-7 [jesus]"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."[/jesus]
 

Adam_Kratt

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Neo Tobiah said:
I remember when I first heard Bob use that line on his TV show. What a fantastic line! :)


Enyart stole that line.... in the original....

"It is better to have loved and lost.. then to have never loved at all"
 

CRASH

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Cheers!

Liberals! Who will you give thanks to on Thursday?
Rocks?
Chance?
Your Mother Nature before you leave the bathroom?
:chuckle:
 

Frank Ernest

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Cheers!

Liberals! Who will you give thanks to on Thursday?
Rocks?
Chance?
Your Mother Nature before you leave the bathroom?
:chuckle:
Liberals give thanks to themselves. They get gnarly when they're not being worshipped.
 
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