toldailytopic: Cinco de mayo! What are your plans?

[Persephone66]

That is more often the case. Do you live in a city? Sometimes illegals get away with more in cities than in rural places.

I live in a small rural community. There is not much illegal can do for long without getting caught.

Small, quiet, beach town full of retirees surrounded by cities and small towns.

 

[some other dude]

I'm going to pick some fruit.

 

[serpentdove]

I'm going to pick some fruit.

A job that Americans won't do?

 

[vegascowboy]

I'm going to pick some fruit.

You could also mow lawns and hang out in front of Home Depot.

 

[some other dude]

I love hanging out in front of Home Depot!

 

[Newman]

Tomaré y tomaré. :chuckle:

 

[Dena]

Nada.

Welll, we're going to go visit my Grandma but that has nothing to do with Cinco De Mayo.

 

[Sherman]

Actually I will be going into town tonight for Orchestra rehearsal. I will probably be having supper in town. Nothing to do with Cinco De Mayo.

 

[Stripe]

What's a cincodemayo? :idunno:

 

[MrRadish]

What's a cincodemayo? :idunno:

I think it's a kind of salad dressing.

 

[Stripe]

I think it's a kind of salad dressing.

I'll get the smoked cat! :TomO:

 

[Quincy]

Nothing, I couldn't care less.

 

[Sherman]

I'll get the smoked cat! :TomO:

How about a cat in orange sauce?

 

[Stripe]

How about a cat in orange sauce?

I hate the tails. :vomit:

But if they had some cinco de mayo on them... :think:

 

[Sherman]

I hate the tails. :vomit:

But if they had some cinco de mayo on them... :think:

You'd have to very careful to skin it. The fur gets everywhere and would ruin the meat. There is more than one way to skin a cat. :chuckle:

 

[Town Heretic]

Cinco de mayo! What are your plans?

Oh, you know, the usual: ignore/report JA surfacings, maybe take my wife to the hospital and help deliver a baby at some point.

Same ol same ol. :think:

 

[some other dude]

You'd have to very careful to skin it. The fur gets everywhere and would ruin the meat. There is more than one way to skin a cat. :chuckle:

Much faster to drop them whole into a blender!

 

[vegascowboy]

Cinco de mayo! What are your plans?

Oh, you know, the usual: ignore/report JA surfacings, maybe take my wife to the hospital and help deliver a baby at some point.

Same ol same ol. :think:

Not until tomorrow, thank you kindly. :e4e:

 

[vegascowboy]

Much faster to drop them whole into a blender!

Microwaves are fast as well, but it makes 'em all chewy. :chew:

 

[Sherman]

Microwaves are fast as well, but it makes 'em all chewy. :chew:

Actually they blow up if you put them in the microwave. You have to put vent holes all over the carcass first.