1. You're a hoot!
2. Yes, they are.
3. Again, you're a HOOT!
4. There are multiple explanations for the origin of the universe.
5. The "big bang" has tons of problems, some of which the Creation Model does not have an issue with.
6. Only because your world view precludes Him.
7. The actual facts have no problem with Creation.
1. I'm the funniest person I know.
2. No. The ages of stars are totally independent of the BBT.
3. Not as outrageously funny as the average creationist. All bluster, no substance.
4. Sure. I'm not bothered by it. Why are you?
5. Yours doesn't work without invoking your personal preferred version of a diety to fill in for whatever you don’t know or understand. I'm comfortable with I don’t (yet) know.
6. Don't pretend to know what I think about the nature of the Universe.
7. Until you have sufficient evidence, beyond, "The "big bang" has tons of problems", your personal preferred version of a diety was involved with the Universe in ANY way you have zip.