Pagans IV: Because This is a Weird Place

[gcthomas]

I'm starting to see how an atheist might get exasperated talking to you and say something you would deem offensive.

He takes offence simply from an Atheist's mere existence unless you immediately claim to be less human than believers in his particular brand of superstition.

:idunno:

 

[Quincy]

Be that turkey bacon ?

 

[Caledvwlch]

Be that turkey bacon ?

Moose bacon. :chew:

 

[Caledvwlch]

He takes offence simply from an Atheist's mere existence unless you immediately claim to be less human than believers in his particular brand of superstition.

:idunno:

And that's why I'm ignoring his most recent questions.

 

[gcthomas]

And that's why I'm ignoring his most recent questions.

It is difficult to spot the questions when they are buried in so much self-justifying guff.

 

[Quincy]

Moose bacon. :chew:

Great!! Must be some large slices :chuckle: .

 

[Rusha]

When I grow up, I want to be just like you. :bow:

:chuckle:

I'm a grown up? Well aren't you just the little morning balloon burster!

 

[Zakath]

Any smoked bacon? I'm partial to that... and perhaps a pint of Guinness.

:cheers:

 

[Caledvwlch]

Any smoked bacon? I'm partial to that... and perhaps a pint of Guinness.

:cheers:

This is kind of like the Lost Boys dinner table in Hook.

Pretty much anything that can be thrown at someone's face is available.

 

[FellowServant]

I'm a grown up? Well aren't you just the little morning balloon burster!

Sorry.. lain:

 

[Rusha]

Sorry.. lain:

Well ... okay. I forgive you. :carryon:

:chuckle:

 

[FellowServant]

:bow:

 

[Town Heretic]

:bow:

What??? Turn in your minion card (see: sub paragraph 4 (c) "All such bowing, scraping, fawning and general lackying shall be the sole and singular province and property of said party of the first part, aka Town Heretic. Any use thereof without tacit approval by said Heretic shall constitute breach of agreement, divest said former minion of all titles and privileges and bring him or her subject to the forfeiture of all his or her wordy possessions.")

 

[FellowServant]

What??? Turn in your minion card (see: sub paragraph 4 (c) "All such bowing, scraping, fawning and general lackying shall be the sole and singular province and property of said party of the first part, aka Town Heretic. Any use thereof without tacit approval by said Heretic shall constitute breach of agreement, render the minion agreement null and void, subject to forfeiture of all wordy possessions.")

As soon as I get someone to translate this for me, I'll have a scathing retort for you. lain:





:chuckle:

 

[Zakath]

This is kind of like the Lost Boys dinner table in Hook.

Pretty much anything that can be thrown at someone's face is available.

I'll drink to that...

... of course, I'll drink to most anything. :thumb:

 

[Caledvwlch]

As soon as I get someone to translate this for me, I'll have a scathing retort for you. lain:





:chuckle:

I think TH doesn't want his minions moonlighting as minions of other super-villains. :chuckle:

 

[Town Heretic]

As soon as I get someone to translate this for me, I'll have a scathing retort for you. lain:

:chuckle:

I'd help out, but...you know, that's part of the services lost under sub section 6 (a) i, like I have to tell you...which I suppose I would. :think:

I think TH doesn't want his minions moonlighting as minions of other super-villains. :chuckle:

She's going to be in court for years. :reals:

 

[FellowServant]

I think TH doesn't want his minions moonlighting as minions of other super-villains. :chuckle:

Thank you, Oh Great One.. :bow:



Town, I don't remember signing anything like that.. So, there..









:chuckle:

 

[Town Heretic]

Thank you, Oh Great One.. :bow:

Town, I don't remember signing anything like that.. So, there.. :

:chuckle:

It was plain as day in really tiny script, in Latin, at the bottom of the "Welcome aboard, Minion!" PM

"Acceptance of this PM and the reading thereof constitutes a full acceptance of the terms of Minionhood as set out in even tinier script below..." So there. lain:

 

[Caledvwlch]

Thank you, Oh Great One.. :bow: