Well that's funny. You probably didn't know I was a Catholic for 35 years. Do you really suppose a man could literally ascend into the sky thousands of years ago or even today? There's nothing common or rational about it. I don't think you're being honest.
Nope, didn't know it.
I rejected the whole notion of Christianity in 1970 when I was high on LSD and walked into a Catholic Cathedral that night on Good Friday, and was from there plunged more deeply into eastern mysticism with which I was exposed to from my family.
It seems Catholicism played a role in both of us continuing in our lostness. Praise GOD, He drew me to Himself and opened my eyes to the literal reality of Christ Jesus in 79'.
You obviously don't believe that there is a Being called GOD who is transcendent to His creation and thus His actions upon His creation are necessarily supernatural. The resurrection of the dead or the ascension into heaven are no problem for the one who spoke the universe into existence.