I have a TOL-a-Thon money raising suggestion. Knight, you can sell TOL EESET VIRTUAL WHOOPEE CUSHIONS.
Here's how they'd work:
TOLers can contribute (however much) to buy a TOL EESET WHOOPEE CUSHION. For each EESET WHOOPEE CUSHION bought, every time Eeset posts a thread complaining about neg rep, or deletes a thread, a loud embarrassing noise would come out of her home computer speakers. The more EESET WHOOPEE CUSHIONS that people buy, the louder the embarrassing noise would be.
I know it'd take some tricky programming to get the sound right and coming through her speakers, but it'd be worth it. They'd sell.
Also, a second revenue stream that could get some money rolling in is that we could get a TOL pool going on the date that the embarrassing noise coming from her house would become so loud that the national news reported it.