Empty chicken egg left on my car...weird

[patrick jane]

A carefully cracked egg on the car. That is the first thing Chik-Fil-A does in areas where there are launching a new location

 

[musterion]

It always does for a few hundred miles after the sabotage -

I'm under 1/4 tank, I'll know sooner than that.

A carefully cracked egg on the car. That is the first thing Chik-Fil-A does in areas where there are launching a new location

Then it's worth it!

 

[Totton Linnet]

I LOVE carefully cracked yokes

 

[Ktoyou]

Indeed I he am is. :chicken:

Hey there, long time, no see!

 

[glorydaz]

Given your pleasant personality, my theory is that the contents are in your gas tank. :think:

That wouldn't be good. Hopefully he has a locking gas cap. :think:

 

[ok doser]

if anybody here lives near musty, you should go over tonight and cover his car with feathers

 

[glorydaz]

if anybody here lives near musty, you should go over tonight and cover his car with feathers

We just offed a big black rooster.....but, I think his feathers are blowin' in the wind by now.

 

[6days]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

Reminds me of a story from down under...bottom side of my car. I took it into the repair shop asking them to check a squeak I kept hearing.
When I came back later the service order read "No charge! Squeak removed... nest of mice found in the frame"

 

[ok doser]

We just offed a big black rooster.....but, I think his feathers are blowin' in the wind by now.

quick - go spread molasses on musty's car so they'll stick!

 

[annabenedetti]

Given your pleasant personality, my theory is that the contents are in your gas tank. :think:

:chuckle:

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

Maybe your car hatched out of that eggshell? Check to see if it's
really your car underneath that shell?

 

[musterion]

Maybe your car hatched out of that eggshell? Check to see if it's
really your car underneath that shell?

Its a Hyundai, i think it was grown in a rice patch.

 

[musterion]

That wouldn't be good. Hopefully he has a locking gas cap. :think:

Yep.

 

[musterion]

:chuckle:

Vicious woman.

 

[Breathe]

One morning I found this in the middle of our driveway:

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[Desert Reign]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

It was only trying to cross the road.


Or:


It was trying to disprove the theory that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty back together again. Obviously it didn't quite succeed in proving this however, if there is a wall nearby, it would be evidence of the attempt...

 

[annabenedetti]

Vicious woman.

:chuckle:

 

[Mocking You]

It's one of those guerilla marketing efforts for McDonald's anytime breakfasts.

 

[Mocking You]

If there is a dead chicken on your hood anytime soon I guess you got your answer to the age old question of which came first.

 

[George Affleck]

Someone is subtly trying to tell you to break out of your shell?

:think:

Na! Everyone know's you're hardboiled!