Empty chicken egg left on my car...weird

[musterion]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

 

[George Affleck]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

Look inside the engine compartment

 

[patrick jane]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

Do you feed the birds or other critters ? how do you mean carefully opened ?

 

[daqq]

Must be a musterion.

 

[musterion]

Look inside the engine compartment

For anything particular? Hood release is inside and car's locked.

Do you feed the birds or other critters ? how do you mean carefully opened ?

Cracked open, not like it was randomly tossed. We feed nothing but that cat. Even if she found an egg I don't see her eating it, especially having to crack it open and doing soon top of the car in the rain. She stays under the car even daytime, and barely wanted to come out tonight.

Must be a musterion.

No, those are warm blooded. Sometimes.

 

[Tambora]

Tricksters stopped by your car to restack their eggs, and one rolled out and was left on your car.
Your car was probably just a temporary table for them, and not a target.

 

[patrick jane]

Yeah, it sounds like kids maybe. but look for a little chick

 

[George Affleck]

For anything particular? Hood release is inside and car's locked.

Poured down the intake vent?

Guess the yoke's on you.

 

[patrick jane]

Poured down the intake vent?

Guess the yoke's on you.

That would turn into a smelly proposition !!!

 

[daqq]

No, those are warm blooded. Sometimes.

A warm blooded mystery? :think:

 

[musterion]

Poured down the intake vent?

Guess the yoke's on you.

I'll check for that this morning.

 

[musterion]

Nope, no sign of egg on or in the car.

 

[ok doser]

kids egged a neighbor's house, the wind caught the empty shell and it landed on your car and stuck?




or, we could blame the jews

 

[musterion]

I read that an empty shell can be a form of witchcraft curse. Usually it's left by the front door though.

 

[PureX]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

Given your pleasant personality, my theory is that the contents are in your gas tank. :think:

 

[OCTOBER23]

ITS CHICKENMAN

HE'S EVERYWHERE , EVERYWHERE !!:chicken:

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Unless you pstoff the Catholics or the Morons.

 

[chickenman]

Went out awhile ago and found a carefully opened eggshell on the hood of my car. Dark and raining out, and no wild chickens on my cul de sac, so it did not just appear there by itself. No sign of any other eggs or fragments, no Halloween egging of the cars or the door, either. Just that one shell. Since a wet bird never flies at night (esp. since chickens don't fly anyway), any theories?

:noid:

 

[chickenman]

ITS CHICKENMAN

HE'S EVERYWHERE , EVERYWHERE !!:chicken:

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Unless you pstoff the Catholics or the Morons.

Indeed I he am is. :chicken:

 

[musterion]

Given your pleasant personality, my theory is that the contents are in your gas tank. :think:

See, I'd never think of that. Funny how your treacherous little mind works.

Car's running fine, too.

 

[patrick jane]

See, I'd never think of that. Funny how your treacherous little mind works.

Car's running fine, too.

It always does for a few hundred miles after the sabotage -