chrysostom’s 2013 annual awards

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
the barbarian says he is pro life
and
does not vote republican or democratic
but
will write somebodies name in
he is always trying to make the republicans look bad
but
you never really catch him saying bad things about the democrats

this is a classic shill
he supports the democratic party
but
he cannot do it openly because of their support for abortion
so
he just tries to make the republicans look bad
so
you don't vote for them
and
this is all he really has to do because republicans are the only ones who can beat the democrats

there are many others like him here at tol
but
the barbarian is the best at what he does

shill

or

he feels philosophically more aligned with the Democratic party,
but
can't tolerate their position on
say, abortion and
/or
who knows how many other issues

so

he can't support them as a party

but

he feels philosophically opposed to much
of what the Republicans
are about
and

it's easy for him to take out his frustration
on that party

and
you're an over generalizing
mean spirited

sanctimonious doofus
 

Rusha

LIFETIME MEMBER
LIFETIME MEMBER
Hall of Fame
the barbarian says he is pro life

So do you ... and he is ...

Actually IF you extend the meaning of pro life to include all others as well as the unborn, he is much more pro life than you will ever be.
 

zoo22

Well-known member
Anna, would you consider thinking about how saints were martyred?
Maybe there could be a correlation here regarding Chrys?

Oh yeah. I've often thought Chrys could be the patron saint of those who are never wrong. Or maybe the patron saint of those who are never, never, never ever, anything remotely close to wrong. Folks could wear charms of say, a brick wall around their neck, and statues could be put up of Chrys: a figure with a bag over his head, where folks could light candles or leave flaming Republican pamphlets.

Or I suppose he could be the patron saint of stubborn mules.

But either way, yeah, poor martyred Chrys. It's like the martyred saints.
 

Totton Linnet

New member
Silver Subscriber
I've discovered what Chrys's job is...he is a catalyst, a focal point for malcontents, if something is wrong, if something is awful, even if it is not clear why Chrys must be to blame.
 

zoo22

Well-known member
thanks zoo

you are too kind

Yeah, just remember: you're like the martyred saints.

I mean, I figure your mindset has been pretty much along those lines anyway, but yeah, probably good to keep in mind that you're like the saints. Positive thinking.
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
Yeah, just remember: you're like the martyred saints.

I mean, I figure your mindset has been pretty much along those lines anyway, but yeah, probably good to keep in mind that you're like the saints. Positive thinking.

whoa!

now that is too nice
 
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