'Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest t--s.'
Hey, I was just about to tell you the same thing... I have to do a lot of reading for school tonight, and I have to get away from the computer to do it or I'll be distracted.