Sonnet
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Wouldn't that make a wonderful Monty Python sketch.
"What? Blind? Sorry...no can do.
Must have 20/20 you know! Rules are rules."
"Tell you what, you go up near the serpent and make funny faces and coo.
Surely the baby will look in that general direction!
All he has to do is look for a fraction of a second."
"Too old? Yes...I mean, No!"
It would, yes - but are you going to address the serious point?