Turbo & the Sibbie's Baby Poll Thread
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the Sibbie
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.....wait a minute....what is our baby doing over at Honda! That little traitor! :sibbie:
.....wait a minute....what is our baby doing over at Honda! That little traitor! :sibbie:
erinmarie
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taoist said:Yet another answer to why god created high heels.
Isn't anyone wondering about GENDER? Or are all just assuming that any ship that big's gotta be a she?
Launch date: 9/23
Champaign busting: 2:45 pm
Tonnage: 0.0057
Draft: .31 fathoms
Congrats, you two!
11 pounds 4 ounces! Wow! Turbo was a huge baby and he weighed 10 pounds even, I think.
the Sibbie
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With a foot and a half difference, I don't think I could find heels that would help. I'd have to invest in some stilts!taoist said:Yet another answer to why god created high heels.
That was announced in this thread. That's why I didn't ask for that info.
Yikes! Making the pregnant lady figure out conversions! But thanks to the help of family and the internet, I don't have to!
Thanks!
the Sibbie
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Wow, taoist, you really want to see me in some pain!Turbo said:
taoist
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Hey, one of my best pals at 5' 2" (in heels) and 98 lbs (before preggohood) gave birth to a ten-pounder, whoops, I meant to say a pair of ten-pounders, twins that is. Dropped 50 lbs the day of delivery! And you think your giant belly picture was something!
And you wonder why us guys can't understand women.
See you in pain? Perish the thought. You've been listening to too many rumors. That "burn Freak" conspiracy is simply not headed by me. Nor have I ever asked anyone to join such a conspiracy. I deny everything. Don't believe the possum. He's been hanging out with BillyBob.
And you wonder why us guys can't understand women.
See you in pain? Perish the thought. You've been listening to too many rumors. That "burn Freak" conspiracy is simply not headed by me. Nor have I ever asked anyone to join such a conspiracy. I deny everything. Don't believe the possum. He's been hanging out with BillyBob.
the Sibbie
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Wow, twenty pounds of baby! That's a lot! Poor woman! Was she on bed rest and was she overdue?taoist said:
Isn't the female body an amazing masterpiece?
Posuuuummmmms! (from StrongBad's "TEEN GIRL SQUAD!")
taoist
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No, and yes -- about two weeks. I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I actually gave her a ride on my bike when she was eight months stoked. I think she topped out at 170-some-odd pounds. But she was active the whole way through.the Sibbie said:
Whoa, talk about baiting the boy for trouble.Isn't the female body an amazing masterpiece?
:shut:
Changing the subject quickly -- I think I'll leave the tale of Lynn catching the runaway horse with student rider (at 8 and a half months) for another time. But it actually happened. I was there.
That there stuff will rot your brain, little girl. I'm thinking you should stick to pickles and ice cream.
the Sibbie
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Yikes! I'm sure her family or husband or whoever sure would never let you hear the end of that!taoist said:
Sorry. LOL
Ok, now you've just lost me. :dizzy: Is this some fairy tale or is Lynn the woman pregnant with the twins?
That stuff is funny! I suppose it takes a certain type of personality to appreciate it, though. Ice cream will make me fat! I've had to slow down all my intake of sweets and seconds. The weight had just been adding on too rapidly..(I have such a sweet tooth, pregnant or not)..but I've been trying to cut back some and I think it's close to being under control.That there stuff will rot your brain, little girl. I'm thinking you should stick to pickles and ice cream.
taoist
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the Sibbie,
Yikes! I'm sure her family or husband or whoever sure would never let you hear the end of that!
taoist,
Husband. I didn't tell him. I guess it just slipped my mind.
:devil:
Besides, I'd known her about ten years longer than he had. She and her little sis used to hit me up for ice cream. I guess I got used to spoiling 'em. Anyway it's not my job to tell little girls no.
the Sibbie,
Sorry. LOL
taoist,
I've got enough problems keeping erinmarie from getting me in trouble. I don't know if I can handle it outnumbered.
the Sibbie,
Ok, now you've just lost me. :dizzy: Is this some fairy tale or is Lynn the woman pregnant with the twins?
taoist,
Nope. And nope. Lynn is actually pretty close to my age, unlike Dawn, who's pretty close to ... well, your age, I'm guessing. Lynn and her hubbie Steve are Wisconsin buds of mine I used to decompress with when the Chicago neighborhood got too ... well, bloody.
We worked Ren faires together for a while. Steve had the tiger act. Lynn played Bloody Mary. I worked the sword booth. My gal was a wench.
Nowadays she trains horses and their riders. She's got trophies from back when. Even though she was too preggo to train, she could still give lessons. I was out visiting the farm with her when one of her students horse's got spooked. She ran it down after it dumped the rider. What a sight to see!
Yikes! I'm sure her family or husband or whoever sure would never let you hear the end of that!
taoist,
Husband. I didn't tell him. I guess it just slipped my mind.
:devil:
Besides, I'd known her about ten years longer than he had. She and her little sis used to hit me up for ice cream. I guess I got used to spoiling 'em. Anyway it's not my job to tell little girls no.
the Sibbie,
Sorry. LOL
taoist,
I've got enough problems keeping erinmarie from getting me in trouble. I don't know if I can handle it outnumbered.
the Sibbie,
Ok, now you've just lost me. :dizzy: Is this some fairy tale or is Lynn the woman pregnant with the twins?
taoist,
Nope. And nope. Lynn is actually pretty close to my age, unlike Dawn, who's pretty close to ... well, your age, I'm guessing. Lynn and her hubbie Steve are Wisconsin buds of mine I used to decompress with when the Chicago neighborhood got too ... well, bloody.
We worked Ren faires together for a while. Steve had the tiger act. Lynn played Bloody Mary. I worked the sword booth. My gal was a wench.
Nowadays she trains horses and their riders. She's got trophies from back when. Even though she was too preggo to train, she could still give lessons. I was out visiting the farm with her when one of her students horse's got spooked. She ran it down after it dumped the rider. What a sight to see!
the Sibbie
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Is that a circus?taoist said:
She chased this horse on foot?! :noway:
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taoist
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the Sibbie,
Is that a circus?
taoist,
Only in a manner of speaking. :chuckle:
There are Renaissance Faires all over the US. I met Steve and Lynn at the Bristol fair, up near the Illinois/Wisconsin border. "Tourists" pay to visit the kingdom, and then keep paying. LOL. Or you might almost call it a queendom, cause the royalty was mostly gay ... and quite amusing, too.
It was highly unusual to have tigers at a Ren faire. Steve was also a tiger groom for a circus winter camp nearby, and had an arrangement to work them there during the faire season (about 8 weeks during the summer).
Dawn's little sis got a ride on one of the baby elephants at the winter quarters one year. Yes, I'm an awesome uncle. Just ask Ono.
the Sibbie,
She chased this horse on foot?!
taoist,
She didn't just chase that horse on foot. She caught it, mounted it and reined it in before riding it back to her fallen student. I think you can figure out which one she cared more about! Of course, it was in a fenced training pasture so it couldn't cross the whole country, but still, even a small pasture leaves a lot of running room.
Steve had some special words for her when she got home. I don't believe I'd enjoy being on the receiving end of that one. Not that he even raised his voice.
There's a reason she calls him Mountain.
Oh, in case you're wondering. The "empress," Rowan Aria, came out just fine. Last time I saw her, Rowan (5 then; 6, now!) wanted a ride on the motorcycle from Uncle Jesse. I had to say no.
There's a reason she calls him Mountain.
Is that a circus?
taoist,
Only in a manner of speaking. :chuckle:
There are Renaissance Faires all over the US. I met Steve and Lynn at the Bristol fair, up near the Illinois/Wisconsin border. "Tourists" pay to visit the kingdom, and then keep paying. LOL. Or you might almost call it a queendom, cause the royalty was mostly gay ... and quite amusing, too.
It was highly unusual to have tigers at a Ren faire. Steve was also a tiger groom for a circus winter camp nearby, and had an arrangement to work them there during the faire season (about 8 weeks during the summer).
Dawn's little sis got a ride on one of the baby elephants at the winter quarters one year. Yes, I'm an awesome uncle. Just ask Ono.
the Sibbie,
She chased this horse on foot?!
taoist,
She didn't just chase that horse on foot. She caught it, mounted it and reined it in before riding it back to her fallen student. I think you can figure out which one she cared more about! Of course, it was in a fenced training pasture so it couldn't cross the whole country, but still, even a small pasture leaves a lot of running room.
Steve had some special words for her when she got home. I don't believe I'd enjoy being on the receiving end of that one. Not that he even raised his voice.
There's a reason she calls him Mountain.
Oh, in case you're wondering. The "empress," Rowan Aria, came out just fine. Last time I saw her, Rowan (5 then; 6, now!) wanted a ride on the motorcycle from Uncle Jesse. I had to say no.
There's a reason she calls him Mountain.
