BUTLER, PA — Terrifying new reports indicate that a piece of Trump's ear that had been shot off during Saturday's assassination attempt has begun growing into a second Trump.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartfelt address to the American people today, Director of the Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle assured the nation that she wasn't trying to get Trump assassinated, stating instead that she's just very highly incompetent.
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A typical Biden administration DEI hire. She doesn't appear to be a man in a dress. She doesn't appear to be Black or Hispanic. She must be a lesbian
Odds on presidential race. Not sure if this is Vegas or who but worth noting that the oddsmakers are betting their money to offer these odds. Generally considered to be more reliable than any poll.