TOL Motto Contest

[Philetus]

No offense but some of the mottos people are coming up with don't sound very Christian. This is a Christian board that believes the Bible as the final authority of truth, isn't it? This is a board that accepts and believes the gospel as taught in Scripture, right? Shouldn't the motto relfect that? Sorry for the hijack but I think whoevr's doing the choosing of the motto should pray and really think about what they want people to see when the access this page. If they see some of this stuff I'm seeing, they're not going to take this place seriously. Just my .02 Course they may not take it seriously no matter what but where people spend eternity is no joke.

TheologyOnline: where the moderators and administrators prayed about this motto.

 

[Freak]

TheologyOnline.com: Abhorring Abortion, Deconstructing Atheism, Hating Heresy, Stigmatizing Immorality, Dismantling Lies, and Sharing the Absolute Truth.

 

[JoyfulRook]

TheologyOnline: where the moderators and administrators prayed about this motto.

TheologyOnline: where Philetus isn't praying about the motto either.

 

[Vaquero45]

theologyonline.com: Join Us And Find Out If Jesus Was An Albino!

 

[Philetus]

ThologyOnline…where 2,000,000 posts couldn’t produce a motto.

 

[novice]

TheologyOnline.com: ...where one good motto is worth 2,000,000 posts.

 

[Emo]

TheologyOnline: Where Truth Takes No Prisoners!

 

[2ephesians8]

TheologyOnline.com: experience the laughter, cry with the hurting, vomit on flamers AND smack commies all day long!

 

[2ephesians8]

TOL.com: home of the BillyBob fan club and the BYOB BHIFBB* club.



*Bring your own beer But hide it from BillyBob

 

[2ephesians8]

TOL.com: where we love :loser:'s ... they taste like :Zimster: or maybe :catgirl:

 

[2ephesians8]

TOL.com: paving the road to hell with allsmiles, err... and others like him (Which we no longer remember since they have been banned for so long) since 1997

I thought I'd put a slightly different spin on someone else's idea...

 

[2ephesians8]

TOL.com: where Wickwoman will p*ss you off without even trying

Ok, I think I 'd better leave now, before it gets any uglier. Maybe with some rest, I'll actually come up with something useful. Although there are some real good ones so far, as well as some side-splittingly funny ones, my coming up with anything better is probably more of a pipe dream.. oh well.


:grave:

 

[Peter A V]

TheologyOnline.com:..and having done all,to stand.Stand ..

Holy Bible
There is only one.
PeterAV

 

[Peter A V]

I will make mention of thy righteousness,

Holy Bible
There is only one.
Peter A V

 

[Just Tom]

Theologyonline.com: where an open rebuke is usually ignored....

 

[Peter A V]

TheologyOnline.com:

Monochromatic shades of God and his word.

 

[Just Tom]

Theologyonline: Holding up a detour sign on the highway to hell....

 

[Just Tom]

Theologyonline: Where we won't help you help yourself to hell

 

[Just Tom]

Theologyonline: Bring your armour, bring your sword, for the battle with the word of the Lord...

 

[Just Tom]

Theologyonline: Don't be a homo