TheologyOnLine T-Shirt slogan contest!

Nathon Detroit

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OK... guys I still think we can do better. Lets keep these ideas flowing!!! I have seen some good ones but nothing that jumps out at me as TOL T-Shirt material.
 

novice

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I wish this was original......

I wish this was original......

"My Father God can whip your mother earth."
 

aikido7

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"TheologyOnLine.com
Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a faggot."

Originally posted by Knight
Not bad but I would alter it slightly....

"TheologyOnLine.com
Where a spade is called a spade and a faggot is called a homo."

For an administrator, you've got to be kidding! How about:

NOT ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE UNINTELLIGENT, BUT MOST UNINTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE CONSERVATIVE

Jesus said nothing against homosexuality--and nothing about it, either (unless you want to count Matthew 4:19--and I wouldn't if I were you!).

Maybe we all need to read the Parable of the Good Samaritan in Luke again.

First-century listeners could not imagine a Samaritan being "good" any more than they could imagine loving their enemies. The Samaritans were the bastard race of Jews. To presserve the parable's original bite, perhaps we should re-name it "Parable of the Buddhist Faggot."???
 

Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by aikido7
Jesus said nothing against homosexuality--and nothing about it, either (unless you want to count Matthew 4:19--and I wouldn't if I were you!).
Hey aikido7 do you believe Paul when he wrote...
Galatians 1:11 But I make known to you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached by me is not according to man. 12 For I neither received it from man, nor was I taught it, but it came through the revelation of Jesus Christ.
So... if the above words are indeed true.. Jesus Christ revealed to Paul the gospel.

And Paul went on to write through the inspiration of Jesus Christ....
1Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,
Therefore.... Jesus Christ did indeed condemn homosexuals through the apostle Paul.
 

OMEGA

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NOVICE

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I LIKE IT ! I LIKE IT !

Our Father can destroy your Mother in Hell !

front- HEAVEN OR HELL

back - WHERE WILL YOU SPEND YOUR RETIREMENT YEARS ?

How about :

front - IF A = B AND B= C

back = Then C what's at Theologyonline.com

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aikido7

The only time that you would find Spades and Homos together

is when 2 Cows are composting manure .:thumb: :doh: :angel:
 

Jefferson

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How about:

TheologyOnLine.com

Where Christians mature away from the false god of Public Acceptance
 

Nathon Detroit

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ATTENTION:

ATTENTION:

Just clarify....

The winning slogan need not reference TheologyOnLine.

That doesn't mean it CANT reference TheologyOnLine, but it could be some other message (funny or serious).
 

Jefferson

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Re: ATTENTION:

Re: ATTENTION:

Originally posted by Knight
Just clarify....

The winning slogan need not reference TheologyOnLine.

That doesn't mean it CANT reference TheologyOnLine, but it could be some other message (funny or serious).
In that case I vote for your signature Knight:


"Judging for Dummies" - step by step instructions - by Jesus Christ.

FIRST remove the plank from your own eye, and THEN you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. - Matthew 7:5
 

aikido7

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Originally posted by Knight
Hey aikido7 do you believe Paul when he wrote...So... if the above words are indeed true.. Jesus Christ revealed to Paul the gospel.

And Paul went on to write through the inspiration of Jesus Christ....Therefore.... Jesus Christ did indeed condemn homosexuals through the apostle Paul.

Yes I do. That is a valid, yet post-modern and popular non-historical way to frame the developing Christian tradition--as long as we don't confuse Jesus' parables and aphorisms with Paul's doctrine and theology.

My larger point remains: That your denigration and name-calling of the marginalized and excluded among us does not measure up to any Jesus-based system of Christian ethics.

Getting back to the contest, here's a relevant late entry:

JESUS was a man: Statement of FACT.
JESUS was DIVINE: Statement of BELIEF.
CHRISTIANITY is seeing the DIVINE in the Man JESUS.
 

Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by aikido7


Yes I do. That is a valid, yet post-modern and popular non-historical way to frame the developing Christian tradition--as long as we don't confuse Jesus' parables and aphorisms with Paul's doctrine and theology.

My larger point remains: That your denigration and name-calling of the marginalized and excluded among us does not measure up to any Jesus-based system of Christian ethics.
Is that the best rebuttal you can come up with?

Hey that's a good t-shirt slogan.....

"Is that the best rebuttal you can come up with?"
 

beanieboy

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Re: Re: ATTENTION:

Re: Re: ATTENTION:

Originally posted by Jefferson

In that case I vote for your signature Knight:


"Judging for Dummies" - step by step instructions - by Jesus Christ.

FIRST remove the plank from your own eye, and THEN you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. - Matthew 7:5

Twisting verses into balloon animals.
Plank: noun, 2x4, synonym according to TOL: speck, ie walk the speck.
 

beanieboy

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How about:

Front: Convince yourself that the world is evil
Back: Convince yourself that you don't need religion.
TOL - separating the chaff from the, well, the chaff.
 

beanieboy

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TOL Theology for Dummies - plagerizing even the most hackneyed phrases and thoughts, and passing them off as their own. Good Answer!! Clue phone!!!

Um, TOL: Chicken Soup for the Soul
 

DEVO

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These are for beanie....

These are for beanie....

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

or.......

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: Where love doesn't mean apathy
 

Poly

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Re: These are for beanie....

Re: These are for beanie....

Originally posted by DEVO
FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

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I think this is my new favorite one.:thumb:
 

beanieboy

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Re: These are for beanie....

Re: These are for beanie....

Originally posted by DEVO
FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: We wont hold your hand on your way to hell

or.......

FRONT: TheologyOnLine
BACK: Where love doesn't mean apathy

Front: TheologyOnLine
Back: We won't hold your hand on your way to hell, just pave the road.
 
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