That's Pretty Punny

[Poly]

That was udderly hilarious!

Some of these are being milked for all their worth.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

That was udderly hilarious!

Stupid spellcheck! :doh:

 

[theophilus]

Stupid spellcheck! :doh:

You need the Ma & Pa Kettle version.

 

[Stripe]

Some of these are being milked for all their worth.

They've got their technique down pat.

 

[genuineoriginal]

Stupid spellcheck! :doh:

Maybe you need a butter spellchecker?

 

[genuineoriginal]

 

[Poly]

Just make sure it isn't knotty.

 

[genuineoriginal]

Just make sure it isn't knotty.

Can I axe you if you saw a good way to nail down whether the wood is good?

 

[Poly]

Can I axe you if you saw a good way to nail down whether the wood is good?

Not sure. Sometimes it isn't easy forest to figure that out.

 

[Stripe]

You nailed it.

 

[Poly]

You nailed it.

Hit isn't rocket science.

 

[Ktoyou]

Say the word "about". The word 'route' is pronounced the same way, not like root.

"Roof" is pronounced like 'root; and as 'too'

"Pecan" is pronounced like peh-kan, were kan is like on, not pee-can. Peas are sold in cans, not baked in pies.

 

[Poly]

Say the word "about". The word 'route' is pronounced the same way, not like root.

"Roof" is pronounced like 'root; and as 'too'

"Pecan" is pronounced like peh-kan, were kan is like on, not pee-can. Peas are sold in cans, not baked in pies.

I'm guessing you're hoping this will lesson some mispronunciations.

 

[Stripe]

Toucan play at that game.

 

[patrick jane]

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[The Horn]

Did you hear about the guy who turned to stone ? Everybody took him for granite !
Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine ? He's completely recovered now !
Why did the bumblebee wear a yarmulke and a star of David ?
He didn't want to be mistaken for a wasp !
A lion would never cheat on his mate , but a Tiger Wood !
There were these two fish in a tank. One asked the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
What was Beethoven doing after he died ? Decomposing !
What's the favorite drink of frogs ? Croak Cola !
What happens to a frog that's parked illegally ? He gets toad away !
Somebody has stolen all the toilets at the police precincts in New York. The cops have nothing to go on .

 

[Ktoyou]

I'm guessing you're hoping this will lesson some mispronunciations.

I'm fixen to

 

[Poly]

What happens to a frog that's parked illegally ? He gets toad away !

Well, I'd say that's just a buncha bull.

 

[patrick jane]

"I'm a teepee"

I'm a wigwam

"Im a teepee"

I'm a wigwam


- Relax, you're two tents -

 

[quip]

... not pee-can. Peas are sold in cans, not baked in pies.

That's still much better than piquant! :shocked: