SaulToPaul 2
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Cards sweep. Whalen will never get his shot to manage the Cards now.
St. Louis Cardinals - Cardinal Country
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Cards sweep. Whalen will never get his shot to manage the Cards now.
The Cards need to win about ten in a row with some Chicago losses before the All-Star break
I will get my opportunity, once the Cubs come to St. Louis, Mayor.
They will announce you as Interim Manager at the break
And my first moves:
1. Trade Matt Adams for a first baseman's glove to be named later, playing B Moss, everyday, instructing him to either hit a home run, or strike out trying,
2. Trade Trevor "I peaked 2 years ago" Rosenthal, for a high draft pick, bring up Alex "So, I thought I was buying a marijuana stock" Reyes to replace him, and instruct him to throw NADA but heat; bring up Sam Tuivailala, as 8th inning set up man, and instruct him to throw more heat,
3. Trade 1st, 2nd round draft pick, for Oakland A's Sonny Gray,
4. Give the great John W an immediate 300% pay increase, or threaten to work late in the computer room, with the Houston Astros.
5.Invite STP,and PJ,to be my "Facebook Friend for a Day," then immediately fire them, sending them to "Myspace" "Cone of Silence."
It would be cool if the Cardinals were about 6 games back at the break
SaulToPaul 2
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And in the offseason you can co-star in Moneyball II with Brad Pitt upstaging him by taking all of the chicks' attention.
SaulToPaul 2
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I hope he will reserve a spot for us on his staff. I don't know if my knees can handle bullpen catcher, but I could be the guy who answers the phone in the bullpen.
I'd instruct you to be in charge of the rotary phone, squirt. And, my words to you would be: Remember, STP-if the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me. Am I getting through to you, fella? Good. That's the time...
SaulToPaul 2
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I prefer walkie talkies, saint john. I still have a set of 1976 walkie talkies from Mattel.
SaulToPaul 2
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Cubbies are plummeting. Maddon fired before season ends?
SaulToPaul 2
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Kris Bryant looked like Wally Cleaver last night, swinging a big stick.
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The Cardinals can't win at home this year, they have no home field advantage. If they had played .500 at home they would be right there with the Cubs right now as the Cardinals have the best road record in baseball. Go figure
SaulToPaul 2
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I still think the Cubbies will blow it somehow.
They'll make the playoffs and blow it there.
SaulToPaul 2
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I can definitely see Bryant and Rizzo's bats going cold during the playoffs, with another disappointing finish for the Cubbies.
And I once thought Frank Bank, AKA Lumpy Rutherford, before he died, would be a great US Senator, like "Gopher" Grandy. Your point being, Mayor? You really know how to plan a post, don't you, fella?
Next up: The Cubs cannot look back, as someone might be gaining on them? You are a real gem, Mayor!
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Oh sure! You're a regular Joe Garigiola (with hair) aren't you saint john!