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if anybody would like to have a conversation, as town hoped would happen in his op, i'm ready to talk about anything i think the rest of you might find interesting, as town hoped would happen in his op



it doesn't have to be vintage snow machines :idunno:




heck, we could talk about the fall colors in the islands

this little shack is just downriver from me

 

[Angel4Truth]

 

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Granite,

You don't have to explain anything. The problem is self evident all over TOL. It is like-

I can't breath. Somebody stop me.

 

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This here is my idea. Just kinda works for me-

If you can't join 'em then make sure they knew they were in a fight.

 

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Let us get back to the real subject of this thread-

Truck Drivers like Delmar want to run honest law abiding citizens off the road.

What happens is that most Truck Drivers are ODC. They get mad because they can't ever make enough money. And they want the fast lane to themselves.

 

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Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, for sure, for sure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to put the hammer down."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!


Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into Tulsa Town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them bears was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go a-huntin' bear."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinoise National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.


Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus right behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.

Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?
Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...
Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side.
Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.

 

[glew]

An Executioner is someone whose job is to execute criminals.

There are no criminals in heaven.

In eternity the only place Executioners will be found is in Hell.

 

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The only way that an Executioner can ever hope to enter Heaven is for him/her to bury the hatchet.

But an Atheist must never bury his/her brain. What is needed more than anything else in Heaven?

MORE BRAINS

 

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The Atheist is not the one who has to prove anything. It is the Believer who must prove everything-

1 That it is possible to walk on water
2 That water can be turned into wine
3 That there really is a right and wrong

TOL cannot contain all that the Believer must prove. There isn't a computer big enough. There isn't even a Truck Driver big enough.

 

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God has not made an ax big enough for the Executioner to chop away everything that the Believer must prove.

 

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What the Executioner lacks in brain power he more than makes up for in hatchet power.

The Executioner also does not have too prove anything. All he has to do is chop.

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

 

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The French Revolution is a good example. There were many Truck Drivers in France during the Revolution. And they all drove shinny new Mac Trucks. Very sharp!

 

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You can tell how hungry a Truck Driver is by the way he waddles out of his Day Cab. I say-

Let them eat cake.

 

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Now the Executioners may 'believe' in God but-

Continually feeling the need to chop people is like....

Is like believing in Old Testament miracles. You know the kind I mean. Like for instance talking animals. What is that? The Executioner cares nothing for talking animals. Has anyone ever seen The Executioner chop off the head of a talking animal?

I tell you these Executioners here at TOL are a faithless lot. Lot? What the...

Now the miracles of Jesus are way superior to the paltry OT chicken coop type miracles. The miracles of Jesus actually have a connection to of all things-

REALITY

 

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I swear, the TOL Atheists are just as lame as the TOL christians.

Hehehe.

You guys are so funny.

Hehehe

 

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"He who decides a case without hearing the other side,
even if he decides justly, cannot be considered just" -- Seneca

Now I have considered the TOL Atheists and the TOL Executioner. I'm laughing in your oatmeal.

 

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Delmar,

I finished a thread you might want to check out. It is called-

Why the Hangman only chops people who actually do believe in a God and never chops an Atheist.

 

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Always before the Atheists were no threat. Ancient Man rejected the notion that there is no God for the simple reason that Ancient Man was to close to Creation to have forgotten it. Therefore the Hangman did not have to waste his time on the Atheist.

Things have changed. The Atheist is now a threat. For instance-

The U.S.S.R. killed the Czar by hiring the Hangman out from under him.

 

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I like it Delmar. I like rolling big fatties. And smoking them. Pate. And now you.

 

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But really Delamr,

The only difference between you and Pate, besides the weight differential, is that you got the Chopper.

I ran into a Dixie Chopper once. Way day south there in Dixie Land. She all shut-up now. She picks her own cotton all bys herself now, that is if she wants some.

Do you want some Chopper?