glorydaz
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So on my recent forced sabbatical, I had a vision.
Yes, I was hobbling down the street enjoying the evening, when I was accosted by one of those clown characters. You know, the big fake painted on smile, and the evil eyes. He followed close behind me muttering incantations with his fetid breath hot upon my neck, so I poked him with my cane. Yes, I did.
Yes, and from out of the night came a blaring siren and a voice on a loud speaker. "Step away from the Clown....NOW." But, officer, I began to explain, the clown was in my space and his breath was fetid in my face. "Enough, down on the ground", the voice demanded. "DO NOT MESS WITH THE CLOWN".
"But", I started to say, .....when the BZZZZ of the taser....not just once but three times. :shocked: Don't taze me, bro!
Before I knew it, I'd been locked in the slammer. Yes, it's true.
Oh, what is the world coming to, I asked myself. :cigar:
Yes, I was hobbling down the street enjoying the evening, when I was accosted by one of those clown characters. You know, the big fake painted on smile, and the evil eyes. He followed close behind me muttering incantations with his fetid breath hot upon my neck, so I poked him with my cane. Yes, I did.
Yes, and from out of the night came a blaring siren and a voice on a loud speaker. "Step away from the Clown....NOW." But, officer, I began to explain, the clown was in my space and his breath was fetid in my face. "Enough, down on the ground", the voice demanded. "DO NOT MESS WITH THE CLOWN".
"But", I started to say, .....when the BZZZZ of the taser....not just once but three times. :shocked: Don't taze me, bro!
Before I knew it, I'd been locked in the slammer. Yes, it's true.
Oh, what is the world coming to, I asked myself. :cigar: