ANY arian/unitarian who has gotten A's or B's in English, please PM me because I don't believe you actually exist!
Anybody, anybody, can read this post of yours and tell me what is wrong with your comprehension skills and how that translates to misinterpretting scripture, Oatmeal.
I don't use scripture in this instance, you guys cannot be bothered with them and the kicker is, I received A's in English and you most likely received C's and less and yet there you are, presuming you can read and understand scripture (or anything) better than I can (or anybody else with A's and B's in comprehension).
Strange strange world you live in. A good many arians, are like this. I would, one day, like to meet a cultist who actually had A's in language classes (besides English as well). They don't exist from my experience, but instead, spout from their complete ignorance, that God has somehow, miraculously, rewarded their horrible school behavior and habits, with 'truth' they've discerned 'all by their below-average selves.... That is a mockery of education, logic, AND God.