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Stripe

Teenage Adaptive Ninja Turtle
LIFETIME MEMBER
Hall of Fame
ROBOCOP (2014) REVIEW: They tried to reboot Robocop with a brain and almost succeeded.
 

Grosnick Marowbe

New member
Hall of Fame
"Enders Game" is terrible! Harrison Ford looks tired, bored, and
depressed! I don't think he wanted to be on that set! Just a
paycheck! All he did was stand, sit, and walk a little bit! A total
waste of time!
 

freelight

Eclectic Theosophist
morbid humor......

morbid humor......

~*~*~

Scary Movie 3 - Brenda's funeral scene just about did me in.




pj
 

Stripe

Teenage Adaptive Ninja Turtle
LIFETIME MEMBER
Hall of Fame
"Enders Game" is terrible! Harrison Ford looks tired, bored, and
depressed! I don't think he wanted to be on that set! Just a
paycheck! All he did was stand, sit, and walk a little bit! A total
waste of time!
ENDERS GAME: Ender Wiggum's character was a cross between Frodo Baggins and Masellus Wallace.
 

MarkA

New member
Future Folk,

a musical collage of interplanetary conquest and blunders within a typical earthly love story with universal consequences.

All hail Hondo!
 

resurrected

BANNED
Banned
The Ronin weren't the problem. It was really The One.
:plain:

Jet+Li.jpg
 

rexlunae

New member
This one isn't mine, but it's good:

Pacific Rim:It's either the most awesome dumb movie ever made, or the dumbest awesome movie ever made.

Honest Trailer


And it's a thinly-veiled excuse to show people who haven't seen them the Honest Trailers. Really, they're worth watching.
 

PureX

Well-known member
"Captain Phillips" - Somehow kept up the sense of heightened and increasing danger even though we know how the story is going to end.

Good job! Good movie!
 

PureX

Well-known member
"The Dynamiter" - a movie about a good young man coming of age in a difficult situation - what a nice surprise!
 
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