Too bad. I knew a few lumberjacks and they were okay.
Had a bad turn in their ranks here a while back after a plague of invisible monkeys descended on the local forests to wreck havoc on their work environment. Blunt axes, hide saws, hurl feces (also invisible, of course) that sort of thing. But the worst were the sudden attacks from behind with commiserate biting and scratching and whatnots.
At least that was the general explanation for their coming out of the woods in that condition.
Got so bad they took to carrying pocket mirrors. Then, if they happened to be walking a trail and heard a noise behind them they'ed whip out the mirror and peer over their shoulders. If they didn't see anything they'd drop axes and run for their lives.
It was a real problem, except for a local axe salesman who turned out to be behind the whole thing.
Such is life. And that's why I'm against any mention of sex on the birth certificate, which seems to me, upon mature consideration, lewd.
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