It seems a nominee to SCOTUS must be able to avoid answering simple questions that even a third-grader could answer. Here are some possible questions that a potential candidate must be able to demonstrate he or she cannot answer:
In the context of the societal battle over transgender issues, Mrs. Blackburn asked: “Can you provide a definition for the word ‘woman’?”
It wasn’t a trick question, nor one of semantics.
“No, I can’t,” Judge Jackson stammered. “Not in this context. I’m not a biologist.”
Mrs. Blackburn’s query was akin to the rhetorical questions “Does a bear (sleep) in the woods?” and “Is the pope Catholic?” And it should have been just as easy for Jackson to answer — regardless of “context.”
Had a judicial nominee of a Republican president offered an equally asinine answer to a Democratic senator’s question, the left-wing late-night TV “comics” would have mined comedic gold from it — and rightly so.
But because Judge Jackson, a leftist activist judge, is the nominee of a liberal Democratic president, and her (not “their”) answer was indefensible, the late-night hosts conspicuously haven’t ridiculed it as they should have. ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel even criticized Mrs. Blackburn for having the temerity to ask the question in the first place.
So, let me help Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, “Saturday Night Live” and the others out with 20 more questions they could have jokingly suggested Judge Jackson be asked — and how she might have answered them:
• “Is that rain or snow?” “I don’t know. I’m not a meteorologist.”
• “Is that low tide or high tide?” “I don’t know. I’m not an oceanographer.”
• “Is this espresso or cappuccino?” “I don’t know. I’m not a barista.”
• “Is that a PC or a Mac?” “I don’t know. I’m not a computer expert.”
• “Is that an Android or an iPhone?” “I don’t know. I have only a landline.”
• “Is that ketchup or mustard?” “I don’t know. I’m colorblind.”
• “Is that an automatic or a standard?” “I don’t know. I’m not a car dealer.”
• “Do cattle produce beef or pork?” “I don’t know. I’m not a rancher.”
• “Is that chicken or turkey?” “I don’t know. I’m not a poultry farmer.”
• “Is that an alligator or a crocodile?” “I don’t know. I’m not a herpetologist.”
• “Is that a bathtub or a hot tub?” “I don’t know. I’m not a plumber.”
• “Is that a noun or a verb?” “I don’t know. I’m not a grammarian.”
• “Is that a crew cut or a mullet?” “I don’t know. I’m not a barber.”
• “Is that a Denny’s or an IHOP?” “I don’t know. I’m not a restaurateur.”
• “Is that bread white or whole wheat?” “I don’t know. I’m not a baker.”
• “Is that a lager or a pilsner?” “I don’t know. I’m not a brewer.”
• “Is that a cabernet or a merlot?” “I don’t know. I’m not a vintner.”
• “Is that a dog or a cat?” “I don’t know. I’m not a veterinarian.”
• “Are those boxers or briefs?” “I don’t know. I’m not Bill Clinton.”
• “Is that a ball or a strike?” “I don’t know. I’m not an umpire.” (Hat tip to Chief Justice John Roberts, of whom Judge Jackson might soon be a colleague)
The bottom line here is this: The real “science denial” today is on the left, and it has nothing at all to do with climate change.
Democrats’ science denial — encapsulated in Judge Jackson’s “I’m not a biologist” — is with respect to genetics and chromosome science.
Facebook’s faux 58 genders notwithstanding, the biological reality is that there are only two — XX and XY (i.e., female and male, respectively) — as has been heretofore unambiguously acknowledged for more than 2,500 years of recorded human history.
Judge Jackson surely knows this. As such, when she ascends to the Supreme Court — as she likely will, because of the Democrats’ Senate majority — she should recuse herself from all Title VII and Title IX sex discrimination cases since she can’t or won’t acknowledge the obvious.
In the context of the societal battle over transgender issues, Mrs. Blackburn asked: “Can you provide a definition for the word ‘woman’?”
It wasn’t a trick question, nor one of semantics.
“No, I can’t,” Judge Jackson stammered. “Not in this context. I’m not a biologist.”
Mrs. Blackburn’s query was akin to the rhetorical questions “Does a bear (sleep) in the woods?” and “Is the pope Catholic?” And it should have been just as easy for Jackson to answer — regardless of “context.”
Had a judicial nominee of a Republican president offered an equally asinine answer to a Democratic senator’s question, the left-wing late-night TV “comics” would have mined comedic gold from it — and rightly so.
But because Judge Jackson, a leftist activist judge, is the nominee of a liberal Democratic president, and her (not “their”) answer was indefensible, the late-night hosts conspicuously haven’t ridiculed it as they should have. ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel even criticized Mrs. Blackburn for having the temerity to ask the question in the first place.
So, let me help Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, “Saturday Night Live” and the others out with 20 more questions they could have jokingly suggested Judge Jackson be asked — and how she might have answered them:
• “Is that rain or snow?” “I don’t know. I’m not a meteorologist.”
• “Is that low tide or high tide?” “I don’t know. I’m not an oceanographer.”
• “Is this espresso or cappuccino?” “I don’t know. I’m not a barista.”
• “Is that a PC or a Mac?” “I don’t know. I’m not a computer expert.”
• “Is that an Android or an iPhone?” “I don’t know. I have only a landline.”
• “Is that ketchup or mustard?” “I don’t know. I’m colorblind.”
• “Is that an automatic or a standard?” “I don’t know. I’m not a car dealer.”
• “Do cattle produce beef or pork?” “I don’t know. I’m not a rancher.”
• “Is that chicken or turkey?” “I don’t know. I’m not a poultry farmer.”
• “Is that an alligator or a crocodile?” “I don’t know. I’m not a herpetologist.”
• “Is that a bathtub or a hot tub?” “I don’t know. I’m not a plumber.”
• “Is that a noun or a verb?” “I don’t know. I’m not a grammarian.”
• “Is that a crew cut or a mullet?” “I don’t know. I’m not a barber.”
• “Is that a Denny’s or an IHOP?” “I don’t know. I’m not a restaurateur.”
• “Is that bread white or whole wheat?” “I don’t know. I’m not a baker.”
• “Is that a lager or a pilsner?” “I don’t know. I’m not a brewer.”
• “Is that a cabernet or a merlot?” “I don’t know. I’m not a vintner.”
• “Is that a dog or a cat?” “I don’t know. I’m not a veterinarian.”
• “Are those boxers or briefs?” “I don’t know. I’m not Bill Clinton.”
• “Is that a ball or a strike?” “I don’t know. I’m not an umpire.” (Hat tip to Chief Justice John Roberts, of whom Judge Jackson might soon be a colleague)
The bottom line here is this: The real “science denial” today is on the left, and it has nothing at all to do with climate change.
Democrats’ science denial — encapsulated in Judge Jackson’s “I’m not a biologist” — is with respect to genetics and chromosome science.
Facebook’s faux 58 genders notwithstanding, the biological reality is that there are only two — XX and XY (i.e., female and male, respectively) — as has been heretofore unambiguously acknowledged for more than 2,500 years of recorded human history.
Judge Jackson surely knows this. As such, when she ascends to the Supreme Court — as she likely will, because of the Democrats’ Senate majority — she should recuse herself from all Title VII and Title IX sex discrimination cases since she can’t or won’t acknowledge the obvious.