Sadly, just after their engagement, the happy couple were both killed in a car crash. They went to the waiting room and while they were waiting to be processed, they discussed whether there was marriage in heaven. After a while St. Peter comes to process them. So they take the opportunity to ask, 'Excuse us, Peter, is there a priest here who can marry us so that we can spend eternity together?'
St Peter goes away and is away many days. The couple wonder what has happened to him. In the meantime the couple are having second thoughts and although they like each other a lot, they are worried that they might decide they don't get on and they might not want to spend eternity together.
A long time later Peter comes back and informs them that he has found a priest and they can get married. So they ask him about the possibility of divorce. He replies
"What? I've just spent three months trying to find a priest up here and now you expect me to find a lawyer?"
On a more down to earth note, though, has any of your states ever thought of seceding? It is obvious that homosexual marriage is just legitimising perversion, perhaps it will be so obvious to some that they feel they don't want to be told any more that it is not? I don't agree that homosexuality should be criminalised but being told you have to legitimise perversion is perhaps the straw that might break the camel's back?
St Peter goes away and is away many days. The couple wonder what has happened to him. In the meantime the couple are having second thoughts and although they like each other a lot, they are worried that they might decide they don't get on and they might not want to spend eternity together.
A long time later Peter comes back and informs them that he has found a priest and they can get married. So they ask him about the possibility of divorce. He replies
"What? I've just spent three months trying to find a priest up here and now you expect me to find a lawyer?"
On a more down to earth note, though, has any of your states ever thought of seceding? It is obvious that homosexual marriage is just legitimising perversion, perhaps it will be so obvious to some that they feel they don't want to be told any more that it is not? I don't agree that homosexuality should be criminalised but being told you have to legitimise perversion is perhaps the straw that might break the camel's back?