Heard any good jokes, lately?

[The Barbarian]

Trump's payoff to porn star might be a crime
Governor of Hawaii didn't get the word out on a false alarm because he forgot his twitter password. No, he apparently won't be running for president. :sigh:

The shell company formed to pay Stormy Daniels off apparently was a violation of campaign finance laws. And the idiot (who happened to be Trump's personal lawyer) who formed the company put his real name on it.

 

[2003cobra]

Donald Trump is certainly an embarrassment.

I don’t understand why evangelicals continue to support him/

 

[john w]

What's the difference between a dog, and a fox?


About 4 drinks.


I know, I know...Boo, hiss, John W......

 

[john w]

Donald Trump is certainly an embarrassment.

I don’t understand why evangelicals continue to support him/

Dow Jones Industrial Average, 11/8/2016 close: 18,332.74



Dow Jones Industrial Average,1/25/2018 close:26,392.79



+43.97%

 

[2003cobra]

Dow Jones Industrial Average, 11/8/2016 close: 18,332.74



Dow Jones Industrial Average,1/25/2018 close:26,392.79



+43.97%

If you think money is more important than integrity, and if you are convinced that Donald Trump is responsible for all that gain, then we have different views.

 

[patrick jane]

What's the difference between a dog, and a fox?


About 4 drinks.


I know, I know...Boo, hiss, John W......

I sold my vacuum. . . It was gathering dust.

 

[2003cobra]

Did you hear about the girl who was so cross eyed that when she cried the tears ran down her back?



She died of bacteria.

 

[patrick jane]

[FONT=&quot] I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.[/FONT]

 

[patrick jane]

If you think money is more important than integrity, and if you are convinced that Donald Trump is responsible for all that gain, then we have different views.

Good joke !! :thumb:

 

[patrick jane]

[FONT=&quot]I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting![/FONT]

 

[jsanford108]

This guy at a factory had his left arm and leg ripped off.

Don't worry; he is all right now.


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[2003cobra]

Why kind of car would Jesus drive?

A Christler.

 

[Greg Jennings]

Why kind of car would Jesus drive?

A Christler.

YES. That was punny

 

[Greg Jennings]

If you think money is more important than integrity, and if you are convinced that Donald Trump is responsible for all that gain, then we have different views.

Nevertheless, he gave you an excellent reason for why conservatives continue to support him

 

[patrick jane]

Take my advice. I'm not using it.

 

[jsanford108]

I would make an arrogant joke, but you wouldn't get it.


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[john w]

If you think money is more important than integrity, and if you are convinced that Donald Trump is responsible for all that gain, then we have different views.

Oh. Thanks for checkin' in. I've down graded you from "Sell," to
"Strong sell-Chapter 11 imminent."

 

[The Barbarian]

How do you know when Trump is lying?

A: His lips move.

 

[The Barbarian]

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall?

A: They’ll get over it.

 

[The Barbarian]

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives?

A. America.