Get smacked today.

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Poly

Didn’t anybody ever tell you that eating wild mushrooms is bad for your brain cells? And since you tend to have only a few that seem to still be in use, please do us all a favor and stand really close to microwaves when in use. Maybe we'll all get lucky and they'll finish off your remaining few so that we don't have to hear anymore of your pathetic rantings on peace, love and joy. You and all your homo loving friends and fags can just climb right back into that sewage of slime from whence you came. (and take barbara with you. Your avatar sucks!)

Why can’t we all just get along…

heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

Ain't she cute?

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Ain't she cute?

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

The absolute picture of love and affection.

 

[Lighthouse]

That was pretty clever, Poly!:crackup::thumb:

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Poly
heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

Oh, come on, Poly, use that rope and throttle wicky yourself.

You know you want to...

 

[the Sibbie]

Note to self: Never get on Poly's bad side. Yikes! :chuckle:

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Poly

Knight made you a moderator???!!!

Why didn't somebody tell me that hell froze over??!!! :noid:

Only moderators can throw insults on this thread, as you well know.

Nothing I said in that comment was remotely insulting and you know it.

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by the Sibbie
Note to self: Never get on Poly's bad side. Yikes! :chuckle:

I'm sure she's just as kind and gentle...as I am... :chuckle:

 

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Poly

Didn’t anybody ever tell you that eating wild mushrooms is bad for your brain cells? And since you tend to have only a few that seem to still be in use, please do us all a favor and stand really close to microwaves when in use. Maybe we'll all get lucky and they'll finish off your remaining few so that we don't have to hear anymore of your pathetic rantings on peace, love and joy. You and all your homo loving friends and fags can just climb right back into that sewage of slime from whence you came. (and take barbara with you. Your avatar sucks!)

Why can’t we all just get along…

heavy sturdy piece of rope so that you can go hang yourself!

Anyway Poly. I said I was a masochist but I don't swing that way. But, thanks for the offer.

 

[On Fire]

Originally posted by wickwoman
swing that way

Get it? Swing. Rope. Hang. Get it?

 

[Balder]

I don't think I've made any lists yet, for praise or blame. But I'm sure that doesn't mean that the Mods here wouldn't enjoy smacking me one! So...have at it.

To give you some fuel...

In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by Balder

I don't think I've made any lists yet, for praise or blame. But I'm sure that doesn't mean that the Mods here wouldn't enjoy smacking me one! So...have at it.

To give you some fuel...

In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

Wow, maybe there is a valid place for TOL fundies in God's
scheme after all. They represent my "growing edge" for
tolerance.

You were asking something about God represented as abusive
in the OT? Maybe this starts answering your questions?

 

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Balder
In India, there are saints known for hurling abuse at people. That's their job. They sit around in caves looking ugly and mean, and people approach them with their problems. The saint then hurls abuse at them, and sometimes even strikes them or throws things at them. Tradition has it that if you can accept the abuse with humility, instead of reacting against the abuser, God will hear your prayers and answer them...

And all this time I thought I was just being sweet for no reason. Will I still gain merit if I continue to be sweet now that I know I will get a reward?

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Anyway Poly. I said I was a masochist but I don't swing that way. But, thanks for the offer.

Poly and W W sittin' in a tree....

 

[On Fire]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Dave and W W sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Oh, wait....can 2 straight, heterosexual people still get married?

:darwinsm:

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by wickwoman

And all this time I thought I was just being sweet for no reason. Will I still gain merit if I continue to be sweet now that I know I will get a reward?

Only if you lose that avatar. I'm tolerant, but my mother in law
is a big fan of her's so I get the heebe jeebees when I see it.
At least put some clothes on her...

 

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Only if you lose that avatar. I'm tolerant, but my mother in law
is a big fan of her's so I get the heebe jeebees when I see it.
At least put some clothes on her...

Geeeez. It's the most Wickwoman resembling picture of her I could find. It's what the public voted for Dave. Get with the program. I'll look for a Yentel picture, how about that?

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Geeeez. It's the most Wickwoman resembling picture of her I could find. It's what the public voted for Dave. Get with the program. I'll look for a Yentel picture, how about that?

Got anything in an Amish frock? I guess Yentel would
be close to that, OK...

How about WW in an Amish frock?

 

[wickwoman]

Originally posted by Dave Miller

Got anything in an Amish frock? I guess Yentel would
be close to that, OK...

How about WW in an Amish frock?

Let's see, I'm rifling through my closet. Hippy, Hippy, Hippy, casual, hippy, flower child, goth, new age, hippy, hippy, flower child.

Sorry no Amish. Wouldn't I have to actually grow and spin the cotton for that? I really just don't have time. Sorry. How do you feel about flower child/hippy?

 

[Ecumenicist]

Originally posted by wickwoman

Let's see, I'm rifling through my closet. Hippy, Hippy, Hippy, casual, hippy, flower child, goth, new age, hippy, hippy, flower child.

Sorry no Amish. Wouldn't I have to actually grow and spin the cotton for that? I really just don't have time. Sorry. How do you feel about flower child/hippy?

Amish actually are flower children, in conservative dress...

pacifists, living off the land, all - like - natural, you know?

Its good stuff...

 

[cattyfan]

For those of you who ask for a smackin'

The Masochism Tango

(Tom Lehrer)

Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire. This particular illustration of this genre is called The Masochism Tango.


I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.