Famous Atheist Quotes

[Lion]

Reading through some of the Metro State Atheist articles from their home page http://metrostateatheists.wordpress.com/ I found one of the funniest quotes ever (unintentional by the author of course) written by atheist Sam Singleton:

“Some atheists say that they can’t be angry at God because he is not real. I say the fact that God is fictitious doesn’t stop more than half the people on earth from believing in him, so why should it stop me from being mad at him?” - Sam Singleton Atheist Evangelist

What’s your favorite (or at least recent quote) from a foo… er… atheist)?

 

[fool]

I like this one;

If Yaweh wants these babies butchered, He can jolly well do it himself

From here;
http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26929

 

[od2timothy]

...because you're an atheist?

...because you're an atheist?

Funny stuff!

 

[Lion]

Nice job, Fool. You're in the running, dude! :devil:

 

[Metro State Atheists]

Actually, it was intentional. Sam Singleton, a fictional character portrayed by Roger Scott Jackson, is the star of a comedy act. Its supposed to be funny, duh.

 

[fool]

Actually, it was intentional. Sam Singleton, a fictional character portrayed by Roger Scott Jackson, is the star of a comedy act. Its supposed to be funny, duh.

That's not a funny quote.

 

[Metro State Atheists]

That's not a funny quote.

Humor is basically subjective. It made me giggle, so who are you to tell me its not funny?

 

[Vita Detestabilis]

How about. "Man mad God in His Image" Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[fool]

Humor is basically subjective. It made me giggle, so who are you to tell me its not funny?

I'm fool.

 

[Metro State Atheists]

I'm fool.

You can't reason with the unreasonable. Your authority in ignorance is too compelling for any coherent rebuttal on my part.
- Chalmer

 

[Stuu]

Not sure of the attribution...

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Stuart

 

[Metro State Atheists]

How about. "Man mad God in His Image" Friedrich Nietzsche

The ultimate apotheosis.

 

[fool]

You can't reason with the unreasonable. Your authority in ignorance is too compelling for any coherent rebuttal on my part.
- Chalmer

You sure give up quick.

 

[Metro State Atheists]

You sure give up quick.

No, not at all. I simply same my energy to fight the battles more worthy of attention, such as sci-fi novel I'm finishing, or the beer I'm nursing.

 

[fool]

No, not at all. I simply same my energy to fight the battles more worthy of attention, such as sci-fi novel I'm finishing, or the beer I'm nursing.

Are you sure you aren't sameing you energy to nurse your novel and finish your beer?

 

[CabinetMaker]

Nuts!

What every atheist says about 10 seconds after dying.

 

[Metro State Atheists]

Are you sure you aren't sameing you energy to nurse your novel and finish your beer?

Saving my energy, and yeah....

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Saving my energy, and yeah....

It appears you left off the "t" in your username. Was that intentional? If not, would you like me to change it for you?

 

[Lion]

Are you sure you aren't sameing you energy to nurse your novel and finish your beer?

:rotfl:

 

[Lion]

Nuts!

What every atheist says about 10 seconds after dying.

Whoa! We may have a wiiiiiiiiiiner!!! :rotfl: :thumb: :Grizzly:

But it's too soon to tell... sorry.