chrysostom’s 2013 annual awards

chrysostom

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Wait, moveon.org has mentioned "middle class?" You're kidding. And anna did too? So they have something in common...

Congratulations, you just won the 2013 TOL Splashing Around in Absurdity Lifetime Achievement Award.

no wait

did you notice that she wanted us all to move on?

you can't get something like that past me
 

Totton Linnet

New member
Silver Subscriber
Why 9 months? 2013 has 6 months left. Chrys has his awards completely randomly. The year attached is meaningless. He could have another next month, or next week. Or tomorrow. He could have new 2013 awards every week till december. He could have 2013 awards whenever he wants to. It might as well just be a year long thread.

It equates to pregnancy
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
I suppose I will have to deal with this until res returns
When res gets back we're all gonna be in trouble.

Hey la, hey la, when res gets back. :guitar:


...Congratulations, you just won the 2013 TOL Splashing Around in Absurdity Lifetime Achievement Award.

The 2nd annual 2013 TOL Awards.
Can't rep you at present, but :rotfl:


it doesn't surprise me that you would have something in common with moveon.org
It would surprise me if you could answer a simple question.

I'd be like one of those goats that falls over. Except for the goat part.


I never get any awards!!
Me either and I win here all the time. :plain:
 

Son of Jack

New member
Wait, moveon.org has mentioned "middle class?" You're kidding. And anna did too? So they have something in common...

Congratulations, you just won the 2013 TOL Splashing Around in Absurdity Lifetime Achievement Award.

I want to nominate you for the That's An Absurdly, Awful Lot of Alliteration Award, but doing so might mean that I'd be up for it too, and I can't handle that much pressure.:nono:
 

zoo22

Well-known member
And The TOL Raging Cracker of the Week Award goes to Jabin:

In black culture, they have no concept of producing wealth. They think wealth is a fixed quantity that can only be gained by taking it from others (socialism, burglary, racial extortion, etc.). The end result of that kind of thinking is Detroit and every other third-world pit.

Congratulations, cracker.
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
I can see that zoo doesn't want this to come to an end
he and others are working hard to keep it going
I appreciate all your efforts
but
we just can't keep this going
 

annabenedetti

like marbles on glass
July 6:

and now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

the sophist award
July 12:

I appreciate all your efforts
but
we just can't keep this going


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rainee

New member
I can see that zoo doesn't want this to come to an end
he and others are working hard to keep it going
I appreciate all your efforts
but
we just can't keep this going

Morning Chrys, :)

I think it might be easier for you to let this keep going if you had some waders and or gaiters to get through it, yes?

The Backpackers Mag says you can make you own gaiters by pulling you pants legs down over the top of your boot...
I tried to picture this, however, and it just seems problematic.
You could just get waders fairly cheaply that do the same thing:

1281660_IS



Or some that are much sharper looking (as well as more expensive) and may give the ability to perhaps march through some of this:

1280263_IS


Or if that is a bit too much, back to the gaiters, here is a fairly simple
DIY tute: http://www.daveguenther.com/backpacking/gaiters.html
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
And The TOL Raging Cracker of the Week Award goes to Jabin:

Congratulations, cracker.
Great award, richly deserved. I think Jabberin's efforts have gone unheralded for far too long, at least in awards circles. Nothing to say against CC's efforts, but when it comes to ragin' crackers Ja is in the the tall cotton, so to speak. If he was a candy bar he'd be a Racist Peanut Butter Cup. If his life was reduced to a motto it would read: Yes, I Klan!

UPDATE:

As if to remove all doubt J posts this "Oh yes he did" gem to seal the deal:

The longer this deliberation takes, the more Zimmerman will wish his lawyers managed to get even one white male on the jury, to be a bulwark against the unadulterated BS from the Prosecution.
 
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chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
Morning Chrys, :)

I think it might be easier for you to let this keep going if you had some waders and or gaiters to get through it, yes?

The Backpackers Mag says you can make you own gaiters by pulling you pants legs down over the top of your boot...
I tried to picture this, however, and it just seems problematic.
You could just get waders fairly cheaply that do the same thing:

1281660_IS



Or some that are much sharper looking (as well as more expensive) and may give the ability to perhaps march through some of this:

1280263_IS


Or if that is a bit too much, back to the gaiters, here is a fairly simple
DIY tute: http://www.daveguenther.com/backpacking/gaiters.html

thanks but I don't need waders

I am actually above it all
 

rainee

New member
However long it took, it was worth it.

Yes, I agree.

dang.

First, you are tied to Chrys.
Chrys worried what would happen if Res did not come back.
But really what would happen to you if Chrys suddenly disappeared? This true affection...I think... somehow. I've never seen anything like this. You are enjoying this. Is Anna tied to him too? Is Town the only one who actually got mad at him?
 

rainee

New member
Also the whole busybody award thing?
Is anybody here not being an exhibitionist to some degree?
If there is any honesty left in you, do you not see yourselves and a touch of the ridiculousness in some of your complaints and accusations?? good grief.
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
And I found it:

chrys being "above it all."

Odd I saw his

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resurrected 24
annabenedetti 20
Letsargue 16
Tambora 11
Rusha 10
sky. 9
Christ's Word 8
zoo22 5
Son of Jack 5
Eeset 3
The Barbarian 3
Delmar 2
Quincy 2
Nick M 1
Totton Linnet 1

this may be the only thread town has not followed me into

But I looked at his last 100 threads and you know what? I haven't posted in around 67 of them. :plain:

Chrys has left around 74 of my last hundred alone.

Not a great difference, statistically. :think: I wonder if sometimes he thinks he's following me? :shocked:
 
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