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Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.

 

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Donald Trump was asked if he knew any bible verses.
He replied, "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Deport him and you don't have to feed him again."

Trump 20:17

 

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What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at?
Donald! Duck!

 

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Melania can call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife.

 

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John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."

John: Yeah, trumpets.

God: "Never mind. They'll know."

 

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Donald Trump calls Angela Merkel's office.
Her secretary answers.

Trump asks, "What’s the time difference between Washington and Berlin?"

The secretary replies, "Just a second, Mr. President…"

Trump: "Thanks." <click>

 

[The Barbarian]

Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.

Fortunately, the Trump Presidential library wasn't involved. Workers are continuing to archive records of the Trump White House:

 

[Rusha]

Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.

Trump reads?

 

[zzub]

Trump reads?

No. just colors in. After Mel has changed his diapers.

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.

I just noticed that you were able to create this; not so witty "Leftist" thread. Actually, I'm of the opinion that Conservatives are more creative, witty and intelligent than their opposition. It just seems to work out that way for some unknown reason? Any ideas why?

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

No. just colors in. After Mel has changed his diapers.

Very "low-brow", my friend. I suggest you return to the drawing board. If you should need any assistance on your next "creation" feel free to PM me.

 

[rexlunae]

I just noticed that you were able to create this; not so witty "Leftist" thread. Actually, I'm of the opinion that Conservatives are more creative, witty and intelligent than their opposition. It just seems to work out that way for some unknown reason? Any ideas why?

Because you're too dim to get good satire.

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Fortunately, the Trump Presidential library wasn't involved. Workers are continuing to archive records of the Trump White House:

It appears to me, the only thing around here that's "shreaded" is your credibility.

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Because you're too dim to get good satire.

It looks like your brand of "discernment" EXPIRED in 2017? Perhaps you ought to have it "renewed" as soon as possible?

 

[zzub]

I just noticed that you were able to create this; not so witty "Leftist" thread. Actually, I'm of the opinion that Conservatives are more creative, witty and intelligent than their opposition. It just seems to work out that way for some unknown reason? Any ideas why?

Oh dear, Gross Nick, you are wearisome. Leftist?? Nien Comrade. Lefty is as offensive as Trumps smelly socks to us Ost German REAL Comies.

You ask Vie. Du bist einen Dummkopf aus dem gross order. Ist das vie ihren name ist Gross? Und auch Nick (devil).

Listen mien dumb fruendin. Ze BIG issue its nicts links nor rechts. Ze big issue ist die gross ninkenpoop pissing around making America look stupid. Capris ?

Verstehe ?

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Oh dear, Gross Nick, you are wearisome. Leftist?? Nien Comrade. Lefty is as offensive as Trumps smelly socks to us Ost German REAL Comies.

You ask Vie. Du bist einen Dummkopf aus dem gross order. Ist das vie ihren name ist Gross? Und auch Nick (devil).

Listen mien dumb fruendin. Ze BIG issue its nicts links nor rechts. Ze big issue ist die gross ninkenpoop pissing around making America look stupid. Capris ?

Verstehe ?

It looks like we have a language AND intellectual barrier between the two of us? And, you're on the losing side, my friend.

 

[WizardofOz]

Because you're too dim to get good satire.

Full stop

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Sorry, "Wiz of Ooze" but I have you on permanent EGGNORE! (ignore) For obvious reasons, of course.

 

[zzub]

It looks like we have a language AND intellectual barrier between the two of us? And, you're on the losing side, my friend.

Nien. nicht losen und also nicht your friend - Dummkopf. And you can stuff your 'intellect' (if that is what you call it) up where it belongs.

 

[zzub]

Sorry, "Wiz of Ooze" but I have you on permanent EGGNORE! (ignore) For obvious reasons, of course.

Seems you had permanent egg on face. Humty Tumpey