William, you are demon possessed.
My wife thinks you are mentally disturbed, but does love your family and Christmas decorations (I love you and yours..see you in heaven...I'm going to obey you, guru, and jump in front of a train).
Would you believe it is going to be minus 39 degrees farenheit in Edmonton tonight? I am working outside, so I will probably die as a popsicle. Nice knowing you all...see you in the BBQ in the sky.