Are you Going to Heaven?

[7djengo7]

According to my horoscope, I will go to heaven but screw it, and I will not have any friends where, lol. Anyway, I don't believe in God, and thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

What don't you believe about God?

 

[JudgeRightly]

According to my horoscope,

Horoscopes are based on nonsense.

I will go to heaven

No, you won't. Based on your post, your current destination is Hell.

but screw it, and I will not have any friends where, lol.

Well, you got that part right, at least. You won't have any friends in Hell.

Anyway, I don't believe in God,

Why do you reject the One who made you?

and thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

So... why did you join TOL?

 

[Clete]

According to my horoscope, I will go to heaven but screw it, and I will not have any friends where, lol. Anyway, I don't believe in God, and thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

Except the ability to communicate and use your mind, which you cannot do without borrowing from the Christian worldview.

Yes, I said that correctly. Every intelligible syllable you utter tacitly borrows from the Christian worldview. Your ability to read this sentence borrows from the Christian worldview. Even your rejection of the truth it conveys also borrows from the Christian worldview. Every blink of your eye testifies not only to the existence of God but to the truth of Christianity.

 

[ok doser]

I don't believe in God

God believes in you

thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

Don't let your dislike for the Christian religion prevent you from accepting Christ into your life.

 

[TulipBee]

According to my horoscope, I will go to heaven but screw it, and I will not have any friends where, lol. Anyway, I don't believe in God, and thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

my wife asked me to be sure to get the fortune cookies at a Chinese restaurant, yesterday. I wonder if she got, "you will go to heaven"

 

[Bright Raven]

According to my horoscope, I will go to heaven but screw it, and I will not have any friends where, lol. Anyway, I don't believe in God, and thankfully, I dont have anything in common with the Christian religion.

Then why are you on a Christian Website?