ARCHIVE: Ken doll is a homo

[Gerald]

Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
Is this thread for real? Oi.

What, you come into the Chit Chat forum expecting substance??

Please to Get Real™!

:chuckle:

 

[Poly]

Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
Is this thread for real? Oi.

Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him!

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Poly
Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him!

Gasp! :shocked:

 

[SOTK]

Originally posted by Poly
Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him!

:chuckle:

 

[Poly]

Ok, this is a pretty serious issue that should be resolved so let's vote. Who thinks Ken is a homo?

I say he's a major flamer!!

 

[SOTK]

Originally posted by Poly
Ok, this is a pretty serious issue that should be resolved so let's vote. Who thinks Ken is a homo?

I say he's a major flamer!!

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

:up:


:chuckle:

 

[Lucky]

:flamer:

 

[the Sibbie]

:flamer:

 

[Poly]

I guess it's unanimous. It's official. He's a fruit!

 

[Nathon Detroit]

:flamer:

 

[Flipper]

I think that:

a) He's a plastic doll and is as asexual as his missus
b) Mattel say he's married, they own the mould and they call the shots.

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something?

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Flipper
I think that:

a) He's a plastic doll and is as asexual as his missus
b) Mattel say he's married, they own the mould and they call the shots.

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something?

Party Pooper.

 

[Poly]

Originally posted by Flipper

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something?

Good idea. I hate those things. They look like something out of one of my childhood nightmares. :shocked:

 

[Lion]

Hmmmmmmm....... I don't really think Ken is a homo. He does have the hots for Barbie, after all.

However, he is a total wimp! My G.I. Joes use to use him as a punching bag and doormat. Then they stole barbie and Midge from him and left him crying on the sidewalk.

 

[ShadowMaid]

Did his head come off?

 

[Poly]

Originally posted by Lion
Hmmmmmmm....... I don't really think Ken is a homo. He does have the hots for Barbie, after all.

However, he is a total wimp! My G.I. Joes use to use him as a punching bag and doormat. Then they stole barbie and Midge from him and left him crying on the sidewalk.

Don't let Ken fool ya! See, he has to make people think he has the hots for Barbie just to keep up his image. The reason that he cried like a baby when G.I. Joe stole Barbie and Midge was because he was jealous. He wished Joe would have taken him instead.

 

[Flipper]

Good idea. I hate those things. They look like something out of one of my childhood nightmares.

http://www.markryden.com/paintings/two/tubbiesd.html

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Poly
Don't let Ken fool ya! See, he has to make people think he has the hots for Barbie just to keep up his image. The reason that he cried like a baby when G.I. Joe stole Barbie and Midge was because he was jealous. He wished Joe would have taken him instead.

I think Poly is on to something here.

 

[ItsInTheEyes]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Ken is not HOMOsexual, he's METROsexual.

 

[Nineveh]

Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Ken is not HOMOsexual, he's METROsexual.

That would explain his appearance and the new "with child" Barbie....