America Society: Privileges For Whitey, Denied To Blacks

[ok doser]

annabananahead made the following claim several days ago:

... most white people don't understand that our society affords them privileges that don't come automatically for most people of color.

 

[ok doser]

She appears disinterested in explaining her retarded claim so I thought we might have some fun trying to guess what privileges she believes whites have that blacks don't.

I'll start


1. An unfair advantage when playing naked hide-and-seek in the snow.





Damn you, racist society!

 

[Derf]

“Flesh” colored crayons. So we don’t have to be artistic.

 

[ok doser]

“Flesh” colored crayons. So we don’t have to be artistic.

The whitest person I know is an albino negro

Whiter than even the drunkest Irish relative in my extended family

 

[Derf]

Someone told my daughter she looked like an albino African princess. I wasn’t sure exactly what to make of that.

 

[Jefferson]

She appears disinterested in explaining her retarded claim so I thought we might have some fun trying to guess what privileges she believes whites have that blacks don't.

I told her whites have the privilege of voting either Republican or Democrat without fear of getting accused of being a traitor to their white race.

 

[Derf]

Nobody ever calls me Uncle Tom.

 

[ok doser]

Nobody ever calls me Uncle Tom.

How about Uncle Derf?

 

[Derf]

How about Uncle Derf?

That’s ok

 

[Derf]

I actually kind of like white sheets.

 

[ok doser]

I actually kind of like white sheets.

When black people go to hotels are they forced to sleep on white sheets?

 

[Derf]

I can eat fried chicken and watermelon without worrying that I’m stereotypical.

 

[Idolater]

Associating with known felons, and not then eventually winding up getting hooked into violent crime ourselves somehow.

Wait wait, white people don't have that privilege either, because nobody has that privilege.

 

[ok doser]

I have the privilege of having been raised to take responsibility for my own mistakes and not blame them on people who have been dead for hundreds of years.