From The National Barking Spider Resurgence Party:
Today's National Barking Spider Resurgence Party is truly determined to renew America's most basic bargains: triple coupon Saturdays and ballots even a child can fathom. The National Barking Spider Resurgence Party stands for opportunity, responsibility and a sense of community, all of which is obligatory to state in any viable press release. For values are what this country is about -- unless you're a liberal Democrap, then you have none -- and the values of the National Barking Spider Resurgence Party are those that helped this great nation rise to the levels of greatness and renown it achieved in the 20th Century.
Democraps! :ha: