Stupid liberals

[Jefferson]

From http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Law/2003/03/08/39238.html

Some of Canada's most infamous sex offenders are getting hooked on hard-core porn movies pumped into their prison cells by satellite TV, sources say.

X-rated movies screened by the Star Choice satellite-TV network at midnight are the "talk of the town" among inmates at Warkworth medium-security prison.

"They are watching soft- and hard-core movies, with full penetration," said one Warkworth prison source.

"The lights go out at 10:30 p.m., but they can keep the TV on in their cells all night -- and a lot of them do."

"They're swapping tales about which are the best ones to watch ... these are some of the worst sex offenders in Canada."

 

[BillyBob]

As long as they keep 'em locked up and in Canada, who cares?

 

[Zakath]

If they'd put 'em out on a road gang, they'd be too tired to watch TV all night...

 

[PureX]

What does this have to do with liberals?

 

[BillyBob]

Everything.

 

[Zakath]

Purex: What does this have to do with liberals?

BillyBob: Everything.

Does that mean from BB's POV, everything has to do with liberals?

 

[Gerald]

Originally posted by Zakath
Does that mean from BB's POV, everything has to do with liberals?

Only if it's something he doesn't like.

Here's an impression of BillyBob waking up with a head cold:

"Ah-CHOO! Damn liberals are to blame for this."

BillyBob stepping in dog poop:

<glitch> "Yeccchh! What liberal put this here?"

BillyBob falling down the basement stairs:

<thump>Some<thud>liberal<bam>pushed<bonk>me!<CRASH!>

:chuckle:

 

[Zakath]

Could have been that darned "liberal" dishtowel his wife dropped on the stairs on the way to the laundry room.

 

[Ross]

I've been telling you guys this for a long time now .. billybob is putting us all on. No one can really be as stupid as he wants us to believe he is.

The joke's on us billybob!! You really got us!

 

[aikido7]

Scapegoating is easier than looking within.

 

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by aikido7

Scapegoating is easier than looking within.

I knew you'd post in this thread, it was like a magnet! You had to know what we were saying about you.

:chuckle:

 

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by Zakath

Does that mean from BB's POV, everything has to do with liberals?

No, but the fact that this happened in Canada is the first sign this is a liberal story.

 

[BillyBob]

Allowing inmates to watch porn is another liberal attribute.

 

[BillyBob]

Originally posted by Ross

I've been telling you guys this for a long time now .. billybob is putting us all on. No one can really be as stupid as he wants us to believe he is.

The joke's on us billybob!! You really got us!

That was easy.

 

[SOTK]

Originally posted by BillyBob

As long as they keep 'em locked up and in Canada, who cares?

Exactly what I was thinking! Being as this is Canada we're talking about, I'm not surprised in the least either. :nono:

 

[Frank Ernest]

Lie-berals always favor the criminal over the law-abiding.

 

[Jefferson]

Purex: "What does this have to do with liberals?"

Can you imagine conservative Christian pastors advocating this?

 

[Zakath]

Purex: "What does this have to do with liberals?"

Can you imagine conservative Christian pastors advocating this?

Heck, I can't even imagine too many liberal pastors who would advocate inmates wasting tax dollars watching smutty movies.

 

[Granite]

I dunno. Maybe this'll give some of the inmates an opportunity to vent.

Better their own cell, as opposed to a shower.

 

[Zakath]

I dunno. Maybe this'll give some of the inmates an opportunity to vent.

Better their own cell, as opposed to a shower.

:shocked:

Nope! Don't want address that at all... :nono: