Puns

[musterion]

Post them.

 

[Desert Reign]

Puns aren't a good idea. Because a recent survey which asked if puns made you laugh found that no pun in ten did.

 

[musterion]

*quiet applause*

 

[patrick jane]

Puns aren't a good idea. Because a recent survey which asked if puns made you laugh found that no pun in ten did.

that's pretty punny :rotfl:

 

[musterion]

Spoiler

 

[Desert Reign]

People's spelling has improved a lot in recent years.


I guess it's the influence of Harry Potter.

 

[Tambora]

Puns aren't a good idea. Because a recent survey which asked if puns made you laugh found that no pun in ten did.

ROFL!
I had to read that twice before I got it!!!!

 

[patrick jane]

I tried to be vegan for a day. . . . It turned out to be a missed steak

 

[nikolai_42]

One of my favorites (not mine) but I don't remember the exact setup, though. I've seen it done many different ways, so here's one I found :

Mercy Hospital in Chicago is run by a group of nuns who came from Australia. Through the years the years they have gone out of their way to maintain ties with their native land -- putting up a large map of the country in the recpetion area, and serving Australian tea from tins decorated with koala bears.

One night a patient calls a nun into his room and tells her how much he likes the hospital and the care. But he has one small complaint: he found some leaves in his tea.

"Oh," the nun says, "the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

 

[Totton Linnet]

One of my favorites (not mine) but I don't remember the exact setup, though. I've seen it done many different ways, so here's one I found :

...in fact it's bearly tested