People United to save the lives of Single Celled Entities

[Nathon Detroit]

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It's the logical extension of animal rights!

From the website...
People United to save the Lives of Single-cell Entities (PULSE), with more than 80,000 members, is the largest single celled organism rights organization in the world. Founded in 2006, PULSE is dedicated to establishing and protecting the rights of all bacteria and single celled animals. PULSE operates under the simple principle that: germs are people too.

PULSE focuses its attention on the two areas in which the largest numbers of cells are killed each year: anti-bacterial products, antibiotic medicines and products.

PULSE works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, bacteria adoption programs, legislation, special events, celebrity involvement, and protest campaigns.

source

 

[Memento Mori]

:doh:

This has got to be one of the dumbest things humans have ever done. Should we kill ourselves so that our stomach acids don't accidentally kill some random bacteria? Should we never bathe, eat, sleep, etc.? Pretty much any activity kills microbes... It's ridiculous to think they can help them. By evolutionary theory, they're doing more harm than good by trying to protect them. How will germs ever adapt and become incredibly powerful. In order to once again rule our world?!

 

[Wamba]

:darwinsm: That's so funny.

The best is from one of the articles:

Cassandra Fountain, spokesperson for Gays Against Guns (GAG) said...

GAG. Now that is hi-larious.

 

[Stripe]

This has to be a hoax ... :noid:

 

[Ktoyou]

There are many dumbbells in this word and many also have stupid obsessions. Often goofy people have the need for a cause. This is one example:

I would like to form a group dedicated to the preservation of lollypops and it is a hate crime to call them suckers! Now let’s stop all these nasty kids from killing innocent lollypops. Your donations would go to a good cause.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

I must say their mascot is kinda cute.

 

[Ktoyou]

The only problem with my idea is I need a logo; they have a very attractive logo and people love logos

 

[DoogieTalons]

This has to be a hoax ... :noid:

Really? (This was said with the epitomy of British sarcasm)

Of course it's a joke, it wouldn't suprise me if it's actually a dig at the anti choice crowd.

 

[Stripe]

Really? (This was said with the epitomy of British sarcasm)

Of course it's a joke, it wouldn't suprise me if it's actually a dig at the anti choice crowd.

:chuckle:

 

[chickenman]

I wonder if WURM would take a male member. I'm touched by their compassion.

 

[chickenman]

I think the Activists Against Racism of Microorganisms should unite with Women opposed to the Unethical Racism against Microorganisms and become AARM-WURMs.

Gotta nice ring to it.

 

[Aimiel]

If they ever fine someone for abusing one's own tissue, my brother-in-law will go to prison for a VERY long time... he's murdered many, many brain cells. :chuckle:

 

[TomO]

Does this mean I get to throw red paint on the Pharmacist? :banana:

 

[lovemeorhateme]

:darwinsm:

This CAN'T be real.... can it?

And I just wanna say hi to ya'll fellow TOL'ers.. I haven't been around here for so long now!

 

[Stripe]

And I just wanna say hi to ya'll fellow TOL'ers.. I haven't been around here for so long now!

:shocked:

LMOHM!!!!

How you doing, me good mate?

 

[Aimiel]

WB Pete!!! :thumb:

 

[Aimiel]

From PULSE's website:

Newsflash

It has been estimated that the (PULSE) Boycott against Lysol has saved 9 trillion germs just this month!
:rotfl:

 

[lovemeorhateme]

:shocked:

LMOHM!!!!

How you doing, me good mate?

Hey!

I'm fine thanks, I lost my job a few months ago and have been really struggling since then.. but yeah I'm getting on ok.

How've things been on TOL? Hope there's still lots of truthsmacking going on!

 

[Stripe]

I lost my job a few months ago and have been really struggling since then.

Ouch ..

How've things been on TOL? Hope there's still lots of truthsmacking going on!

Oh, yeah. Of course. Still nothing brightens up the day more than the return of good friends.

:thumb:

 

[lovemeorhateme]

Ouch ..


Oh, yeah. Of course. Still nothing brightens up the day more than the return of good friends.

:thumb:

Well, I'm gonna try and be around here a bit more often.. I still think this is the best Christian site on the net!