Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men

[zoo22]

Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men
BURNS, OREGON - Andy Borowitz

"A majority of Oregonians favor building a twenty-foot wall along the border of their state to prevent angry white men from getting in, a poll released on Monday shows.

The survey indicates that Oregonians are fed up with irate male Caucasians pouring into their state and bringing with them guns, violence, and terrorism.

“This used to be such a nice state,” said Oregon State Senator Carol Foyler, a pro-wall lawmaker. “Since the angry white men came here, parts of it are unrecognizable.”

But even as support for the Oregon wall grows, critics of the proposal say that it does nothing to address the fact that there are already thousands of angry white men living in the state.

Those critics favor forcibly removing the angry white men through mass deportations and resettling them elsewhere, possibly in Texas.

While some argue that the deportation of angry white men would separate them from their families, others believe that their families would be O.K. with seeing them go."

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[Nick M]

As opposed to socialist countries who build walls to keep people in.

 

[aCultureWarrior]

I know that you're extremely angry zoo, and I get the feeling (because of your liberal guilt complex) that you're white (no comment on zoo's manhood).

Don't worry, I lived in Oregon for a couple of years, you won't be missing out on much if they erect the wall.

 

[Rusha]

Just as I always suspected ... :think:

 

[patrick jane]

Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men
BURNS, OREGON - Andy Borowitz

"A majority of Oregonians favor building a twenty-foot wall along the border of their state to prevent angry white men from getting in, a poll released on Monday shows.

The survey indicates that Oregonians are fed up with irate male Caucasians pouring into their state and bringing with them guns, violence, and terrorism.

“This used to be such a nice state,” said Oregon State Senator Carol Foyler, a pro-wall lawmaker. “Since the angry white men came here, parts of it are unrecognizable.”

But even as support for the Oregon wall grows, critics of the proposal say that it does nothing to address the fact that there are already thousands of angry white men living in the state.

Those critics favor forcibly removing the angry white men through mass deportations and resettling them elsewhere, possibly in Texas.

While some argue that the deportation of angry white men would separate them from their families, others believe that their families would be O.K. with seeing them go."

Source

:rotfl: we can make Canada pay for it.

 

[Crucible]

Should Missouri consider a wall to keep out all the angry black people?

:chuckle:

 

[patrick jane]

Should Missouri consider a wall to keep out all the angry black people?

:chuckle:

They are happy and well fed here.

 

[The Horn]

I love this !!!!!

 

[TomO]

I'm not sure which is more amusing....The premise of the article itself, or the assumption that an East Coast New York liberal named Borowitz speaks for the citizens of Oregon. :chuckle:


Maybe it's his time as a Hollywood producer which qualifies him. :think:

 

[glorydaz]

Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men
BURNS, OREGON - Andy Borowitz

"A majority of Oregonians favor building a twenty-foot wall along the border of their state to prevent angry white men from getting in, a poll released on Monday shows.

The survey indicates that Oregonians are fed up with irate male Caucasians pouring into their state and bringing with them guns, violence, and terrorism.

“This used to be such a nice state,” said Oregon State Senator Carol Foyler, a pro-wall lawmaker. “Since the angry white men came here, parts of it are unrecognizable.”

But even as support for the Oregon wall grows, critics of the proposal say that it does nothing to address the fact that there are already thousands of angry white men living in the state.

Those critics favor forcibly removing the angry white men through mass deportations and resettling them elsewhere, possibly in Texas.

While some argue that the deportation of angry white men would separate them from their families, others believe that their families would be O.K. with seeing them go."

Source

 

[glorydaz]

I'm not sure which is more amusing....The premise of the article itself, or the assumption that an East Coast New York liberal named Borowitz speaks for the citizens of Oregon. :chuckle:


Maybe it's his time as a Hollywood producer which qualifies him. :think:

Yeah, no one asked me about building any wall. :chuckle:

 

[OCTOBER23]

Patrick said,

we can make Canada pay for it.
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Sure, after all we have a Stable Economy and Lots of Gold in the ground.

 

[zoo22]

I heard that when THall got wind of this, he bought up all of the ammo in town and barricaded himself into his basement with night-vision goggles, a big floppy camo hat, a bullhorn, a copy of the constitution that he'd made a few improvements to, a framed picture of Donald Trump, a bunch of marshmallow peeps, and a couple of six packs of Diet Mountain Dew to keep him alert.

 

[Rusha]

:shocked:

 

[ClimateSanity]

I'm guessing everyone knows its satire

 

[Morpheus]

Yeah, no one asked me about building any wall. :chuckle:

Your Oregon ICE deportation hearing is forthcoming. You won't get notice; they just kick in your door while you sleep.

 

[glorydaz]

Your Oregon ICE deportation hearing is forthcoming. You won't get notice; they just kick in your door while you sleep.

I hear ya....guess it's time to bury the guns. :think:

 

[musterion]

I'm guessing everyone knows its satire

Never, ever assume that on TOL. Or anything, for that matter.

 

[glorydaz]

I hear ya....guess it's time to bury the guns. :think:

Never, ever assume that on TOL. Or anything, for that matter.

Yikes...that's true. I was JOKING about the guns, folks. JUST A JOKE.

 

[THall]

he bought up all of the ammo in town and barricaded himself into his basement with night-vision goggles, a big floppy camo hat, a bullhorn, a copy of the constitution that he'd made a few improvements to, a framed picture of Donald Trump, a bunch of marshmallow peeps, and a couple of six packs of Diet Mountain Dew to keep him alert.

"he bought up all the ammo in town"

No, he makes his own ammo. 0 for 1


"he barricaded himself into his basement"

No, actually it is the liberals that are fearful and the Feds that use night vision, that is why they brought all of the armored vehicles and FBI HRT to Oregon, and now want to build a wall. We aren't scared and we use thermal/DS, duh. 0 for 2



"a bunch of marshmallow peeps, and a couple of six packs of Diet Mountain Dew to keep him alert."

No, sounds more like your love life than anything a real American would do. Beef Jerky, Trail Mix, and water for real men. 0 for 3


You should try and get paid for your posts......at least rise to the level of professional retard.....